Ernie: Ho, Bert, I got my bar of soap (Exits)
Bert: Oh, I bet he's gonna wash something
Ernie (re-entering with something else): Ho, Bert, I got my fluffy towel (Exits)
Bert: Oh, he's probably gonna wash his face
Ernie (re-entering with yet another thing): Ho, Bert, I got my little (Squeaks the something and exits)
Bert: Rubber Duckie Oh, he's gonna take a bath in his tubby
Ernie (re-entering with another something): Ho, Bert, I got my flashlight (Exits)
Bert: Flashlight?
Ernie (re-entering with still another something): Ho, Bert, I got my umbrella (Exits)
Bert: UMBRELLA?
Ernie (re-entering with ANOTHER thing!): Ho, Bert, I got your bowling ball (Starts to exit)
Bert: Ernie, stop, stop!
Ernie (coming over): Uh, yes, Bert?
Bert: Ernie, put that bowling ball down, please (Ernie does so) Now, Ernie, tell me WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Ernie: Well, I was just gonna take a bath, Bert
Bert: Yeah, yeah, I saw you come by here with your soap and your towel and your Rubber Duckie, so I thought you were gonna take a bath
Ernie: Well, I am, Bert
Bert: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah well then, why do you need your flashlight, your umbrella, and my bowling ball to take a bath?
Ernie: Well, I took the flashlight in case a fuse blows and all the lights go out, and I don't want Rubber Duckie to be afraid of the dark
Bert: Uh-huh
Ernie: and I took the umbrella in case it starts to rains in the bathroom, and I don't want Rubber Duckie to get wet not from above, you know; he likes to get wet from sitting in the water
Bert: Uh-huh
Ernie: and I took the bowling ball because well, you never know when somebody's gonna come along
Bert (finishing sentence with him): and ask to borrow your bowling ball Ernie, that's it You can not use my bowling ball You just can't Uh-uh No (Shakes his head)
Ernie (crestfallen): Well, gee, Bert I guess I'll have to take a bath without your bowling ball (Sadly leaves)
Bert: Uh-huh Sure, Ernie (Hears offscreen splashing) Oh boy, this I gotta see! (Exits Scene changes to bathroom, where Ernie is merrily splashing about in the tubby, holding the umbrella open over him) Ernie, do you know how silly you look sitting in that bathtub?
Ernie: Well, better safe than sorry Right, Rubber Duckie? (Squeaks Rubber Duckie Suddenly, the room goes dark) Ooh! We blew a fuse, and all the lights went out! But don't worry, Rubber Duckie I got my flashlight right here (Turns it on, shining light around Suddenly, a loud clap of thunder rolls, and it starts raining)
Bert: What was that?
Ernie: Oh, it's starting to rain!
Bert: In the bathroom!
Ernie: But don't worry, Rubber Duckie We got my umbrella to keep the rain from getting on us!
Bert: I don't believe this
(Thunder rolls, and then a knock comes at bathroom door)
Ernie: Come in!
Male Muppet (entering): Say, fellas, I got a tournament tonight, and I was wondering if I could borrow
Bert: Yeah, I'll go get my bowling ball (Leaves)