Both: Toyland, Toyland, beautiful girl and boy land

(a few bars of carnival music)

Shirley Jones: They're closing up Girl Land Some say it's a shame
It used to be busy, then nobody came
And other folks tell you they're glad that it's done,
'Cause Girl Land was never much fun

(more carnival music playing through next verse)

Jack Cassidy: Welcome to Girl Land, my good little girls!
Admission's a wink and a toss of your curls
There's fun for all, from eight to eighty
You go in a girl, and you come out a lady!

Shirley Jones: They're closing down Girl Land Some say it's a crime
To be losing the trees you're forbidden to climb
And other folks say it was always a bore
To wait for a boy who would open the door
To the funhouse

(still more carnival music playing through next verse)

Jack Cassidy: Wonderful Girl Land, the island of joys,
Where good little girls pick up after the boys!
So come on in Look about
You go in a girl and you never get out! (wicked laugh)

Shirley Jones: They're boarding up Girl Land Some say it's too bad
They try to remember some fun that they had
And other folks say it was no fun at all,
Being a girl in Girl Land

And soon, in a park that was Girl Land before,
You'll do what you like and you'll be who you are,
As you wander in and wander out
And pretty soon forget all about

Jack Cassidy: Girl Land, Girl Land, beautiful Girl Land

(carnival music plays slower, sounding run-down, and finally stops)