Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls, presenting Little Jerry and the Monotones!!!!!

(Followed by screams from adoring fans)

(background singers): We're mad Very angry, very, very angry

Real mad Very angry, very, very angry

When someone socks me in the eye
And they don't even tell me why, that makes me mad

(Very angry, very, very angry)

When I'm walkin' down the street
And someone stomps upon my feet, that makes me mad

(Ya, we're angry, very, very angry)

My hands get shakey and my knees get weak,
My voice sounds funny when I'm tryin' to speak,
Don't wanna see no one till way next week when I get MAD!

(Very angry, very, very angry So mad Very angry, very, very angry)

When I try to climb a tree
And then I fall and hurt my knee, that makes me mad

(Very angry, very, very angry)

And when I see some girls and boys
And they won't let me share their toys, that makes me mad!!
Well, I feel so angry that I want to roar,
Wanna run home and slam the door,
Don't wanna see nobody no more whan I get mad!

(Very angry, very, very angry)

When I get mad, my face turns red,
My hair stands up on the top of my head,
I start crying and it's a terrible scene,
I wanna let out a scream, WAAAAAHHHHH!
When I see some kids at play
And they tell ME to go away that makes me mad

(Very angry, very, very angry)

My brother's naughty as can be
And then my mother yells at me, that makes me mad!

(Very angry, very, very angry)

Well, I get so mad, I stamp and shout,
I scream and yell, and I frown and pout,
Now this song is done and you've learned about bein' mad!!!

WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!