VERSE 1
My girlfriend's a total psycho
She needs to take some Lithium
She should be under constant observation
She needs to take her medication
My girl has pre-menstrual syndrome
I'm affraid to ever piss her off
If I ever took any other girl home
She would get a knife and cut my nuts off
CHORUS:
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-NO!
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-NO!
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-NO!
Here comes my psycho girlfriend!
VERSE 2
She thinks that I stole her virginity
I say that it was only fate
Now I'm thinking that she will probably kill me
I hope her period is never late
She goes to church every Sunday
But she's a psycho-bitch straight outta hell
I'm prayin' I'll be rid of her someday
Maybe she'll get committed to a hospital
REPEAT CHORUS (x2)
VERSE 3
My girlfriend's completely neurotic
She could use some shock therapy
All my friends say she's psychotic
She needs to get a frontal lobotomy
REPEAT CHORUS (x2)