You're going round the circle through another phase
Your temperature rising
you're wining and dining
A girl who's half your age
She gives you all the business she gives to older men
And it's oh so understandable this ladykiller move
There must be something bottled up
you think you gotta prove
'Cause now that you're a member of something on the side
It's number one
two
three
four
five
six
seven year
Can you control the bitch?
One
two
three
four
five
six
seven
can you control the itch?
To tell the truth you're old enough to be her Dad
She ain't gonna let up
she wants you to set up a cosy little pad
Where she can entertain you and everything is free
I can tell you always were a sucker for a pretty face
The nights you're home a Romeo'll be there to take your place
'Cause now that you're a member of something on the side

You tell the wife another business trip abroad
It's getting too much
you better not touch
what you cannot afford
I know it's monkey business and I've seen it all before
And I know that you were overcome
when she told you you're the best
You better believe she's saying the same to me
and all the rest
'Cause now that you're a member of a little bit on the side
One
two
three
four
five
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seven year
One
two
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five
six
seven year
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seven year