I used to have a girl but she was no where
I started to callin' her, Frigidaire
She cut my heart cold, so, it stayed nice and fresh
And my love life was just a frozen mess, now

Aw, y'all do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman

She had the coldest love that I ever saw, now
She had the kinda love that would never thaw
I got frost bit and I'm still sore
From tryin' to get her to a vegetable drawers

Aw, y'all do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman, yeah

I thought I had the woman for myself, now
I liked what she had on her bottom shelf
I tried to kiss the little girl one day
My lips got stuck on an ice tray, now

Aw, y'all do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman

I finally got where I wanted to go
But wouldn't you know it, I grab a handful of snow, now
No matter how much a Frigidaire costs
A-sooner or later you know it's got to defrost, now

Aw, y'all
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman

I almost froze when she got into bed
She said she was tired and then she laid down her head, now
The room was dark when she started to yawn
She opened her mouth, you know the light came on, now

Aw, y'all do it
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman

Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman
Mean frigidaire woman