(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

HAN: Flew here in the Falcon
No permit to land
Got captured by Vader
Shot him in the hand
They took me for torture
Tied me to this rack
A really bad posture
It's bad for my back

VADER: This Rebel is screaming
A beautiful sight
He thinks this is awful,
soon he'll be in carbonite
I'd ask him some questions but
there's really no point
I'm after Skywalker, and
Han will get him to this joint

HAN: These two stormtroopers, well they
make me wanna scream
They pumped me full of drugs
I think this is a dream

VADER: This is more fun than even
those two captain guys

HAN: Somebody please have mercy
'cause I just can't take it
Stop torturin' me
Just stop torturin' me
Stop torturin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop torturin' me
Just stop torturin' me
Stop torturin' me
Makes me just wanna scream

This funny electrode
It tickles my cheek
I'd like to knock Lando
Fair into next week

VADER: I'm changin' the voltage
I'm liking this game
If it goes much longer
I think I might blow his brain

HAN: Electrocution, don't it
Make you wanna scream
With little pointy bits
and heated ion stream

VADER: I'm bringin' Luke to me
He'll join us or he'll die

HAN: Oh Vader, please have mercy
'cause I just can't take it
Stop torturin' me
Just stop torturin' me
Stop torturin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop torturin' me
Just stop torturin' me
Stop @#$!!in with me
Makes me just wanna scream

VADER: By the Force, can't believe what I felt
While I was meditating, just hating
I felt a disturbance
within the insurgence
within the insurgence

(Spoken Overlay)

"My friends are in trouble I gotta help them!"
"You must-not-go!"
"But Han and Leia will die if I don't!"
"You don't know that Not even Yoda can see their fate"

"Artoo? Fire up the converters"

HAN: Electrocution, don't it
Make you wanna scream
(repeat chorus)