(Royston Langdon)

Adam and Steve fell in love
In the Garden of Eden, they were
Meant to be as happy as Larry
And they never had to worry 'bout
Holding hands in the park
Kissing in the woods after dark but
When it came to babies
He did say

I've been going nowhere slowly with you
All this time
I've been going nowhere slowly with you

Adam and Steve kiss and make up
Under the shade of the old apple tree
But they're so naive
That they never, ever noticed
Till the Lord showed them how it should be
Kissing in the park and
Holding hands after dark is
Not the way that babies are received
He said

I've been going nowhere slowly with you
All this time
I've been going nowhere slowly with you
On my side
I've been going nowhere slowly with you, whoa