We wait with bated breath
Oh my god your shit is so hot
With all the latest threads
Don't care if you get it or not

It's all about the look
And making sure your quaffing your quim
Just need to set the hook
And wait till someone reels you in

It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez
It's only hilton we hear
And we don't care if your from Texas or Juarez
Or if your strait or your queer

You may be a headline on TMZ
Cause Harvey Levin's the man
One thing for sure your a hunk of meat
But your manager won't tell ya
Your agent just sells ya
Your publicist, hell
Your just a flash in the pan

Don't have a record deal
Or any movie to push
But you got a demo reel
And you're good at flashing your bush

Just hoping that your 15 minutes can generate a career
If your lucky you'll get 15 seconds
Then get thrown out on your ear

You may be a headline on TMZ
Cause Harvey Levin's the man
One thing for sure your a hunk of meat
But your manager won't tell ya
Your agent just sells ya
Your publicist, hell
Your just a flash in the pan

It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez
It's only hilton we hear
And we don't care if your from Texas or Juarez
Or if your strait or your queer

You may be a headline on TMZ
Cause Harvey Levin's the man
One thing for sure your a hunk of meat
But your manager won't tell ya
Your agent just sells ya
You may be a star, the celeb du jour
With your own little legion of fans
But you won't get far on this fantasy tour
Cause your manager won't tell ya
Your agent just sells ya
Your publicist, hell
Your just a flash in the pan