Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Joker's to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me
Joker's to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your family all come callin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please

Tryin' to make some since of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me
Joker's to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Joker's to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you