Here it is, a technological breakthrough
It'll make your teeth so much whiter
It'll make your clothes so much nicer,
and your soul so much more accessible
For the next ten minutes you're mine,
and for the rest of your life you're mine,
and with each breath you take you'll find you have sold your soul,
you've sold your soul in ways you just don't understand
Here it is a technological breakthrough,
the ten minute wrinkle release program
You can sell your soul if you want to
sell your soul as fast as you can
For the next ten minutes you're mine,
and for the rest of you're life you're mine,
and with each breath you take you'll find you've sold your soul
You've sold your soul in ways you just don't understand
We want your blood, we want it spilled on the pavement,
and the funny thing is how easy it is to get you to buy right in
And you're seated right next to me behind this screen of convenience
dreaming about how one day you can spend the rest of your time
never setting foot outside your house
placing orders from the comfort of your vacuum cleaner shaped couch
So here it is - the ten minute wrinkle release program
And the funny thing is, how easy it is