I've been chasin' girls
I've been drinkin' beer
I've been getting stoned right here
I've been hangin' out
I've been livin' large
I just wanna know who's in charge

Well this society is pretty sad when any half-ass
Jock can make a million bucks even though all his brains are in his
Cock and balls go hand in gun like Kurt Cobain and disenfranchised youth
If I could crash that party I could make a million bucks too

I've been chasin' girls
I've been drinkin' beer
I've been getting stoned all year
I've been livin' large
I've been hangin' out
I've been learning how to pout

Well the economy is pretty good when any half-drunk
Lass can buy a four-wheel drive with power heated seats for her fat
Ass and hole go hand in pocket like Alanis Morrisette and female angst
If I could tap her market I could buy a four-wheel drive too

I've been chasin' girls
I've been drinkin' beer
I've been getting stoned all year
I've been hangin' out
I've been livin' large
I just wanna know
Who's the idiot in charge here