Bob Shane

Took my girl home the other night Got myself in an awful fight
She said, "Do, do, darlin', won't you please come in?" Her old lady socked me with a rollin pin

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And I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled) I bawled (I bawled) Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again

Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down Wouldn't even let me get off the ground
I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me"

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Oh, mon, talk about eternity That's what that encounter seemed to me
She started to sneeze and I started to run Gone like a bullet from a machine gun

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