Remember the stars, you loved yesterday?
Where did they go? Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crush,
or a face lift gone wrong?
No they're right here in Branson
and they're singing, this song!
My name is Charo, I shake my maracas
Remember me foo, I was BA Barachas
We're the performers you thought were dead,
like Bonnie Franklin and Adrienne Zmed
Branson's the place we can always be found
They took NICK at Night and made it a town
You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay
Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day
Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
Yes I'm still alive an I'm making me sound
vup hi vup hala voop voop
So sit back, relax, and watch our review!
In Soviet Union, review watches you!