We know the way that shit gets sometimes with bank accounts empty and gas prices too high
We're pushing the van up snowy inclines and dancing with cops on the Virginia road side
We're banned for life from Ft Eustis
It doesn't make a difference
The sound guy here's got shit against us
We came here to do this
We're six dudes from the keystone state
We're broke as fuck, but we can't complain
We haven't showered in at least four days
This shit's a bust but we'll get stoked on it
In Small-Town PA, we're busting meth labs and drive-by assaulting people in Spanish
Donde esta la cave?
We're passing out on the couch in Long Island
Through shitty flights and homeless nights we stay tight, cause we're just:
(Crashed the van four times in England, made fun of kids with stupid accents, partied on the streets of London)