Welcome to our factory!
What would you like to have?
Perhaps bizarre troll-devices
Or maybe an introduction to our industry

So if you are in the other end of the spectrum,
Do you think that Syndicate is in the other?
We've reserved a perfect product for you
It'll remove thorns from your flesh in exchange for your soul!

Life has lost it's meaning
Existence exists no more
Technoworld where technology is divine
And trolls can handle it very well

Troll-technology will teach you how the system works
Syndicate commands and you obey
There's no place where you could hide,
So work my slaves, the world is mine

Oh yes, have you seen enough
Do you want to test the technology of ours?
Do you believe what your eyes have seen?
Imagine all the ways
You can feel pain
The Syndicate offers them all, only prices are the same

So, are you as impressed as I am?
Troll-technology is far more advanced than you could believe
Engineers of blasphemy have manufactured something for you
Would you like to try: Crown of Thorns - deluxe2001

Bizarre Troll-technology
Bizarre Troll-technology
Bizarre Troll-technology
Bizarre Troll-technology

Oh yes, have you seen enough
Do you want to test the technology of ours?
Do you believe what your eyes have seen?
Imagine all the ways
You can feel pain
The Syndicate produces them all

Life has lost it's meaning
Existence exists no more
Technoworld where technology is divine
And trolls can handle it very well

If you shatter the spectrum, will Syndicate be destroyed?
I doubt, but try to impress me!
You are only a guest star in your own play
And did you know: black contains all the colours!