One day
While at the dollar bill store
I found something that I
Wasn't quite looking for

This was
Something perfect for me
It seems I got myself a pet

A pet that you
A pet you couldn't see
A pet that you
A pet you couldn't see

It followed me
Now I don't have the room for it
But I just had play with it, see
Because it had to play with me

But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see

What should I do
See I don't have a name for it
'Cause I don't know if it's a he
Or if it is a she

But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see

Pet without a sight
With me every night
You're my favorite thing
All the joy you bring

I've got an invisible pet
Don't know exactly what it is
Or if it knows that it's like this

Can't stop my invisible pet
Some people are allergic to
Can't figure out just what to do

This is my invisible pet
Sometimes it seems a little shy
I guess its got its reasons why

Me and my invisible pet
Hope that it never goes away
But you can't see it anyway, no

I know I'm an idiot
But I still think it's kinda funny

Sometimes when it's not being good
It's hard to punish it the way
That I know I should
Because it is such a cutie

But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see
But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see

Down to a T
When I have trouble scolding it
I also have a hard time finding it see
'Cause it can hide so easily

But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see

Pet without a sight
With me every night
You're my favorite thing
All the joy you bring

I've got an invisible pet
Don't know exactly what it is
Or if it knows that it's like this

Can't stop my invisible pet
Some people are allergic to
Can't figure out just what to do

This is my invisible pet
Sometimes it seems a little shy
I guess its got its reasons why

Me and my invisible pet
Hope that it never goes away
But you can't see it anyway, no

I know I'm an idiot
But I still think it's kinda funny

One day
While at the dollar bill store
I found something that I
Wasn't quite looking for

This was
Something perfect for me
It seems I got myself a pet

A pet that you
A pet you couldn't see
A pet that you
A pet you couldn't see

It followed me
Now I don't have the room for it
But I just had play with it, see
Because it had to play with me

But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see
But it's my pet
My pet you couldn't see

Pet without a sight
But that's alright
Because it's with me every night
It doesn't bite

I say
You're my favorite thing
That's why I sing about
All the joy you bring

I've got an invisible pet
Don't know exactly what it is
Or if it knows that it's like this

Can't stop my invisible pet
Some people are allergic to
Can't figure out just what to do

This is my invisible pet
Sometimes it seems a little shy
I guess its got its reasons why

Me and my invisible pet
Hope that it never goes away
But you can't see it anyway, no