Oh, Larry-Boy, we need you now
To show the way to save the day, to save the town
And from the cave the tires squeal
And to the rescue comes the cucumber of steel

Oh, Larry-Boy, we need you here
Won't you come and lend your super-suction ear?
Larry Boy, you're dynamite
Fighting what is wrong and standing up for what is right

'Cause what the world needs now is a hero
One who's kind and true and brave and bold
If you haven't guessed yet then it's time you know
He is the hero

Oh, Larry-Boy, you are the one
You'll always fight, you'll never hide, you'll never run
You got no arms, you got no hair
But you'll come running if there's evil in the air

Oh, Larry-Boy, we need you here
Won't you lend your super-suction ear?
Oh, Larry boy, you're dynamite
Fighting what is wrong and standing up for what is right

'Cause what the world needs now is a hero
One who's kind and true and brave and bold
If you haven't guessed yet then it's time you know
He is that hero

Bumbly Bird, you're looking oh so pretty
Besides Moose Lake, you're my favorite city
And Bumbly Bird, if ever I go away
To Putneyville Moose Lake for gas
('Cause it's 10 cents a gallon cheaper over there)
I'll bring you back a microwave burrito
The kind with beans and spicy cheese

'Cause what the world needs now is a hero
One who's kind and true and brave and bold
If you haven't guessed yet then it's time you know
(It's time you know)

That what world needs now is a hero
One who's kind and true and brave and bold
If you haven't guessed yet then it's time you know
He is that hero

I am that hero