[Max:]

There are times when you drive me, shall we say, bananas
And your mind is missing, no offence, a screw

[Goofy:] None taken

[Max:]

Still whatever mess I land in, who was always understandin'?
Nobody else but you

[Goofy:]

Oh your moodyness is now and then bewilderin'
And your values may be, so to speak, askew

[Max:] Gesundheit!

[Goofy:] Thanks!

[Goofy:]

Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each cat-a-strophy?
Nobody else but you

[Both:]

No-booooody else but you
It's just our luck, we're stuck together
No-booooody else but you
Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through

[Max:] So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric

[Goofy:] And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo

[Both:]

But when life becomes distressin'
Who will I be SOS'n?

[Max:]

If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue!
Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated!
And he's nobody else, but

[Both:]

No-boooooody else but you
We've turned into, a true blue duo
Hard times, we've had a few

[Goofy:] Like we're thrown in the drink

[Max:] Like we're tossed outta town

[Both:]
But when I start to sink
Hey I'd rather go down
With nobody else, but
Y - O - U!