"i saw titanic
that big buget chick flick
i admit it wasnt that dum
when the film was over
and i went to stand up
thats when i learned my butt was num

three hours
my legs have lost power
i believe that this movies too long
a watery grave
when it was done i had to shave
i was stuck in this film and
this film just goes on and on

the movies getting sadder
as theres getting discomfort in my bladder
all of this talk of water isn't good
the captains brave and deadpan
when i need a bedpan
i've had three cokes thats more than i should

jack says that he loves rose
so she takes off her clothes
thats ok its PG13
i guess its not a factor
that Leos a lousy ac-tor
his talents are the focus of that scene
u catch my drift?
kate went sled
for an oscar was nominated
just becuz her clothes didnt stay on
kates a hoe for di-cap-rio
theres no morals in this movie
and this film goes on and on

get my gun its suddenly beyond
her dang song makes this movie too long
she wails she shrieks
my ears ring for weeks
her songs just like the movie they both just go on and on
im king of the world and its fun! hahaha!"