Here comes Fuanki Ah, Smakdown Numbah One Announcah He approaches John
Cena and says he is going to, "Speak you language"? Fuanki then pulls his
shirt out (it was tucked in) and pulls out a Smackdown hat, putting it on
sideways (Cena: "Oh no You didn't with the hat You didn't with the hat !"?
CLASSIC!) It was GREAT!! Funaki then pulled a paper out of his pocket and
began the interview
Funaki: "What up Dog"?
Cena: Spin that slang? Better think twice
All you know about dogs is how to make them fried rice
But the Thuganomical walk is going on this night
Brock Lesnar better be ready for the true untouchable tonight
Brock Lesnar is getting smoked
Word life
Cena then slapped Funaki's hat off his head and walked off A confused
Funaki ended the skit by saying, "Word rice?"?

This is serious now Kill the beat
Yo
People think I'm crazy That's what everyone is telling me
That me beating you is like you winning a spelling bee
That's okay because tonight I silence them all
You're a Neanderthal So I'll use words that are small
"Big Brock Lesnar Here comes the pain!
God build me strong Forget to give me brain"?
You hop around all day like there's potatoes in your crack
That's a nice tattoo you have Of your mother on your back
Yo I'm untouchable you can't beat my ability
I'm like a basic match problem Brock You just can't finish me