Pulled up as he parked the car then he took his little feet and walked right
up to the door
Went inside looking slick as snot with his smile so suave that the women all
dropped
Bag in hand with his hammer inside it
Shoes so shiny with his Cuban cigar lit
down two steps and to the right
Lucky ten was his number tonight
Stepped on up with an arrow in sight
From the middle 1, 2, 3 to the right
out for the handshake, up for the call,
watch and see those rednecks fall
Who is he? King of Polyester
Who is he? King of Polyester
Who is he? King of Polyester
What does he do?
One after another he watched them fall,
his mighty hook was way to much for them all
the people to cheered as they swept them away he turned around and said well
what can I say
half way there with no sweat in sight he swung once again and knocked with all
of his might
7, 8, 9 without a problem the room grew silent as he came upon ten
Stepped on up with an arrow in sight
From the middle 1, 2, 3 to the right
out for the handshake, up for the call,
watch and see those rednecks fall
Who is he? King of Polyester
Who is he? King of Polyester
Who is he? King of Polyester
What does he do?
Two down with one to go
If he gets the last one it will quite a show
His arm swung forward as he let it go
The air was shattered by the force of the throw down the alley with his
perfect hook
He hit them so hard the whole room shook people cheered as they hit the
ground
Their ears were deafened by the crushing sound
Waved to the people as he picked up his bag grabbed his cigar and his black
silk rag
Up two steps and to the right, out the door be back tomorrow tonight
Who is he? King of Polyester
Who is he? King of Polyester
Who is he? King of Polyester
What does he do?