Hiya Garrets!
Hi Raul!
Wanna go for a ride?
On what?
On this!

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Barbies such a bitch
She is just a witch
I really hate her
Why does ken date her
Ken is such a man
I'd do all I can
Just to do him
We just wanna screw him

She's such a bitch
I'm gonna scratch her eyes out

I have dreamed about ken
Being inside my den
And we hold
And we kiss
Like we're sweet hearts
But that barbies a slut
With her cute little butt
And I guess ken likes
Boobs made of fake parts

And I cry
Everyday
Cause straight up
That bitch is in my way

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When I see her I will knee her
Oooh ooh
I will crunch her
And I'll punch her
Ooooh oh yes

Hey Garrets
What Raul?
Look who it is over there
Well if it Isn't barbie
Without ken
In that stupid
California dream van
Hey barbie it's us
Come over here missy