Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
I need a can of beer
I need it right now
I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle
But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my case,
Telling me that I need an I'd to get some booze in this place
I get out of there, go to 6th and Alvarado
See a guy standing by, pull over and I spot him
At sixty, I say twenty
Give 'em thirty,
Yeah, it's money
Original stock, DMV can't stop that
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
I tried to get into El Tropico's
So I could see some girlies take their clothes off,
But Crazee threw me out
I snuck around the back door
And slipped Hector a twenty
He ordered watered-down drafts
And payed a dollar for a honey
After I proceeded to get tore the hell up,
I grabbed a mic and began to MC
The whole place was jumpin' and boppin',
"Who the fuck is Anti-log?"
All up in the place,
So get the hell out of my face
L-E-F-R-O-S-T,
Model number X5673
Go into the gas station to get some cigarettes,
Camel White Lights hard-packed, to be exact
You want a passport, bitch?!
I got a laser gun
You wanna stop me?
Well, you better run!
Gettin' so jealous of my infinite lifespan
Step on up, I'll throw your ass in a fryin' pan
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Gettin' drunk off Tecate,
That a human-bot mixed
Chillin' in the casino
'Cause they forgot to card me
Now when they'll get me on my way out,
If they knew I was a robot,
They be like, "Get out and stay out!"
I'm paid out my robotic ass
For calculating the odds of roulette and craps,
And now I'm making the rounds
Slapping bitches on the ass
If worst comes to worst,
I'll teleport back to my pad and crash
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs
Robots don't got no driver's license,
So we gotta get fake IDs