I went to LA but the women didn't love me
Lady was not even soft to the touch
I went to LA but the women didn't love me
The women didn't even like me too much

Now when I walk I like to radiate around
Radiate around and back to the sun
Women prefer a menagerie of clowns
Menagerie of clowns despite anyone

Down in the layer of the fifty headed virgins
The fifty headed virgins and the ninja skunk
Down in LA where the women didn't love me
The women didn't lead me back to their bunk

My friend told me I had a leaky flask
My friend told me I need an easy pass
Mom's milk and dad's cheese
Little Bob got killed on a high trapeze

Love me long and kill me good
No single women in my neighborhood
That's a fabulous show
That's a fabulous show

My friend told me I had a smokers cough
My friend told me I'd start a holocaust
That's a fabulous show
That's a fabulous show

When you refind the one you lost
In troubled flashy cause
Angels hiding beneath the rope
With this decisive and only cause, yeah cause