Performed by rob schneider
"and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher"
[lecturing]
"zinc is by far the best element"
"i also like plutonium"
"it's just fun to say"
"plutonium"
[sound of someonee walking towards him]
"how's your plutonium? "
"good, thank you"
"excuse me!"
"hello! the office is closed so, if you wouldn't mind, sir, what are you doing? "
"hey! get off of me!"
[beating sounds]
"you're breaking the beakers!"
[beating sounds]
"those are my best goggles!"
[beating sounds]