All the windows were dark,
No one knew he was here
All the whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

All I need is a reindeer, so he took his dog, Max
And he took some red thread and he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddap!"
And the sleigh started down
To the homes where the whos lay a-snooze in their town
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist
Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch
But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn!
And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags
Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

You're a foul one, Mr Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you,
Are as follows and I quote: "Stink Stank Stunk"

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a nauseaus super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce