[chorus:]
Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]
You volunteer for charity work-you're gay
You care about the environment-you're gay
You're a ballet dancer-you're gay
You're a cake decorator-you're gay
[chorus]
You subscribe to honcho-you're gay
You go to fashion shows-you're gay
You love playing hacky sack-you're gay
You go to poetry readings-you're gay
Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay