Can you blatantly say looking straight in her face that you aint telling tales to her? If you never tell a lie to her, You don't have to remember anything, But...

again I step out my yard head swings round, clocks my landlord start chippin' up the road cos I owe him three-weeks dough the ship's sinkin', tele's on the bli...

Some people live their lives by a little red book The points for right lying out and guides them good They never really mimic every word by eye 'Cuz if they did...

Thats the one, Oy How did he not find the baggy, with his hand in my shoe? Way too close for me, ah well at least they allowed me through Should be a good night...

Using the following, I'm going to show you: A) How to con someone using their own greed, B) That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway, and ...

Cuz her last relationship fucked her up Got hurt majorly, finds it tough to trust Looked at the ashtray, then looked back up, Spinnin it away on the tabletop Sh...

A new day another morning after, leaning back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria Last night was some beer laryness done our way but again we're back in the...

THE STREETS LYRICS Dry Your Eyes In one single moment your whole life can turn 'round I stand there for a minute starin' straight into the ground Lookin' to t...

If I want to sit in and drink super tennants in the day I will, No-ones going to fucking tell me jack, But can you rely on anyone in this world? No you cant; it...

This is my hour, I'm never going to bed The sky is still black, but begs to be red I just put my book down, but it begs to be read I'm not nod, I'm not napper, ...

If you don't like what's going down You need to change something round And what you can't change you've got to change the way you thought about If you don't lik...

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, Bit too much fake tan though - b...

Geezerz need excitement If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence Common sense simple common sense Geezerz need excitement if their lives don'...

Chorus So what, You wana come to my house But u can't be onna long ting in my house Coz my mum she soon come back to the house So after the quickie you have to ...

This town Is going like a ghost town All the clubs are being closed down This Place Is coming like a ghost town Bands won't play no more, To much fighting on...

Has it come to this oh werh-werh-werh Original pirate material You're listenin' to the streets Lock down your aerial Has it come to this oh werh-werh-werh Or...

I want to go to heaven for the weather But hell for the company I want to go to heaven for the weather But hell seems like fun to me There's something in the s...

The fine art of hotel expressionism Pen a sentiment with the kettle and condiments Compose your mood using the soap hanging chute(?) The minibar can be part of ...

We haven't even started and it's almost the end We never talked it over fact we never said anything Two of the same kinda sorts hiding thoughts As the small tal...

I should be standing at the bar Waving a ten pound note around But I sit here on the sofa at my girl's house I should be chatting shit as I'm nubbing out anothe...

I used to keep a little distance, once bitten, twice shy I paid the price for pleasure, to hear some young girl sigh I thought I got what i needed and then you ...

It was supposed to be so easy Just take back the DVD, withdraw that extra money Tell mum I wouldn't be back for tea, then grab my savings and hurry So first to ...

She said 'Meet me at the gates at eight 'Leave now, don't be late' She said one day she'd walk away 'Cause I was always late Thought things were okay Didn't car...

This ain't the down it's the upbeat Make it complete So what's the story? Guaranteed accuracy enhanced CD Latest technology, Darts at Treble 20 Huge non-recupar...

I had a funny dream and I came to screaming That I was in a funny house but it was kind of mine And I was with you only it wasn't you It happened in the past bu...

Ah, what was the question Oh yeah, momento mori It means remember it's inevitable that we will all die It sounds quite depressing when said so raw and direct Bu...

I'll never give in till you're laying with me, You may as well tell me when that day will be, I'll never give in till you're laying with me, You may as well tel...

Two great European narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity, I know which one I prefer We never went to church, Just get on with work and sometimes things'll hurt, ...

It's his lucky day, thats a given He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn He's not addicted, he can stop anytime But this is gonna pay, he...

"I'm really okay thanks there's nothing to witness" I said as I looked back from the edge of the cliff The old man looking down lent over the ridge Just looked ...

From the point he gazed from the choice was made, but 'walk the cave or the shore?' The oily cave seemed to breathe on him through gravestone jaws His little ha...

I get back from tour and suddenly it doesn't seem like much fun to be off my face at quarter to 11am [Chorus:] You're prangin out, I see through you (I feel a...

NERD LYRICS "Rock Star Poser" [2x] Fuckin' posers It's almost over now It's almost over now Yeah You think the way you live is okay You think posin' Will sa...

Yeah, street level Oh oh yeah, that's it Right there At street level That's it that's it that's it Yeah oh tunes heavy At street level That's it that's it that'...

HEY! Two-headed monster on the big blue screen They tell you how to spend your dime Now all the minutes change to hours Then the days fly by And nothing occupie...

Sharp Darts Spitting Masters Spitting darts faster Shut up I'm the driver, you're the passenger I'll reign superior The pressure blows the dial on your baromete...

Cos this world swallows souls and when the blues unfold It gets cold, silence burns holes You're going mad Perhaps you always were? But when things was good you...

Yeah safe man, you ok? Just calling to ensure you got back in Hope you coped yesterday, cos I felt well damn grim But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach wa...

All these walls were never really there, Nor the ceiling or the chair I'm eking weeks of peace at the beach I see the breezes weave the trees, These walls, you'...

I need something in my life to straighten me out Let's rent this shed, we'll do vocals in the bog Call toast PR tell 'em we've opened up shop Campaign meetings ...

Allo, Allo, my names Terry and i'm a law abider Theres nothing i like more than getting fired up on beer, and when the weekends here, i exercise my right to get...

'Till the very end We'll be just as friends I've know you better You've seen my worst So let's invent words When a good night flounders And it's over How good i...

One of the first things about you I did see Is that you verse your views quietly When nature verses truths I get violent feelings But softly time will reply tha...

Everybody do the dodo Everybody do the dodo It's not earth that's in trouble, it's the people who live on it no, no Earth will be here long after we've all gon...

Smell of good earthy herbs makes my nerves shudder but where were you that cold December cos we were in the Grasshopper spending guilders Central Station, charg...

That's it, turn the page on the day, walk away Cos they're sensing what I say I'm 45th generation Roman But I don't know 'em Or care when I'm spitting So return...

Two nations divided By a common language And about two hundred years of new songs and dances But the differences in language Are just the bits you got wrong 'Ca...

I dream that one day i'll have a child And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?" But it's not going to happen It's a war of the sexes never get it blu...

turn left up the street nothing but grey concrete and dead beats grab something to eat maccy d's or kfc only one choice in the city done voicing my pity now let...

I wish I could read what his eyes are sayin' Staring straight and not blinking He's not giving anything away What is he thinking? I wish I could read what his e...

Ahhh see Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers,...

It's who dares wins in the city Sit pretty Locked On not Tripoli Get dressed for the party As i spit simile after simile Got the latest Nikes on my feet The st...

Oi oi oi Lee Satchell you bastard Stop trying to shag the birds and fight the geezers Mines a Kronenberg mate The streets Who got the funk? Geezers geezers ge...

I sleep with one eye open Sometimes I might close em But if immediate action is required I'm fucking loaded! I know my exit strategies And I never plan anything...

Yeaahh Yeaahh I should be standin at the bar waving a ten pound note around But I sit here on the sofa at my girls house I should be chattin shit as i've not b...