I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart I'm so in love with you I'll be forever blue That you give me n...

Its only been an hour, But i think i feel the power Tell me, Where do you guys wanna go to? Well i could go for that, But ill need to buy a hat, I think i saw s...

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power, Tell me where do you guys wanna go to? Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat, I think I saw some...

Pornography! I pretend i cant hang up the phone cos if i do then he gets you and ill be in this room alone staring at the carpet wondering how they made it And ...

Over and under we ride in love with the suicide Here we fuck with disaster and Careful has something to hide so come give this trick a try Pump it faster you ba...

I know I'm a little erratic and sometimes my chickens are chasing my rabbits Do you think you can stand it? I don't have the right to stand here and demand it ...

Hey fairweather friend You know you're rippin me down again And I dont care what you say I can tell when we play That you don't believe in me So this is how it'...

Lets write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me t...

Lets write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me t...

Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is...

Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is...

You think I don't see you but I do Creepin around with yer hot pants on And them patent leather shoes Please forgive me baby But I've been up here too long Now ...

Man I think it's just a little sleazy You said you was like butter but you're cheesy To treat me like I'm spinner bait you can't wait Go fish off some other doc...

You're a real tough cookie with a long history Of breaking little hearts like the one in me That's okay, let's see how you do it Put up your dukes, let's get do...

I'd trade all my sunshine, for twin towers to hide behind And find you there And I left on that sunday To come home on a tuesday Well I never I never thought I'...

Cough up the rent Mr Kent And don't try to blame it on the government Your wife is a clown she's in town, she gets with some other guy Are you gonna finish your...

Christopher calls me He calls me complaining He??? already waited too long to begin The world is on one side And I'm on the other And I read in a magazine And I...

I don't get to see you that often Here we are again and it's Christmas time When u flirt you are relentless how I love to be defenseless Yeah once again u corne...

That night that you got on a plane to Los Angeles I turned back into the me that I was That guy that would go out to buy a new porno and come back with twentyth...

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I've ever seen, Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine Smokin' his crack wash it down with some gasoline, Still he push...

This is a story about a friend of mine He is abnormally intelligent He could bust a phatty rhyme Even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed when the ...

I don't get to see you that often But here we are again And it's christmas time When you flirt you are relentless How i love to be defenceless Yeah once again y...

When the summer comes we'll get on our aeroplanes and go back to where we came from Summertime It's a surprise But I think I'll survive When this is done we ...

She's a pretty girl she doesn't know its over she doesn't know that my plane leaves tomorrow she's ringing in my ear she redefines the night call hang up the ph...

She wriggles and she wraggles She jiggles and she jaggles You stand and watch her pass by Your line of vision ass-eye You think that 'cause she smiles That you ...

She wriggles and she wraggles She jiggles and she jaggles You stand and watch her pass by Your line of vision ass-eye You think that cause she smiles That you t...

1, 2, 3, 4, My name is Randall, No I don't think I've met you before my friend, I don't really know you, But I heard your message on the answering machine, Thi...

Cocaine eyes Been livin the lie Looks like another big night on the credit card babay Buttchew makin' em smile Yeah you drivin' 'em wild I could sit back and ...

When I look at your face I see dirt All the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes It's no surprise to m...

Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour, Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I ...

Her name is No?«lle, I have a dream about her, She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour and Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks, but she doesn't k...

She stands on the deck hear, To watch all the landslides, She's waiting for myrtle, Can't wait 'til she drives by, She's focused on football, Making her plants ...

Socrates ain't got nothin on me when it comes to overthinking Paranoid, is how I prefer to be into the ground I'm sinkin' Then you call, and you say, in your o...

Hey There MrMarlboro Man What you gonna do when there's nobody left but yer smoke choking self to abuse Hey There MrCEO Man who you gonna be When yer daughter ...

Hey there Mr Marlboro man, what you gonna do, When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse? Hey there Mr CEO man, where you gonna be, When your...

You don't have to tell me that I'm stubborn 'cause I'm not and I know 'cause it runs in my family it skips every other generation You don't have to save my soul...

I met the King of England once but the guys in the deli back home they don't believe me I ride my bike all around round my home town where nobody knows me And ...

You, you think yer such a bad ass You think yer such a rough neck Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio I think it's really sad thoug...

I am a wannabe You better be careful around me I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have come ...

No soul baby I know that you never cared for me Look in the mirror its plain to see Don't need me round anymore So what's the score? Oh that night I had a dream...

Who Would Have Thought You can take your eyes off your phone, Cos from here on in you're on your own Don't you lay your hands on me, Cos I am bowing out so grac...

Bumping around in the back In the dark I see people Huddled around the girl She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo Of Nixon and Mary-Jane A d-d-d-d...

Here we are Trying to locate the rainbow stream There I go over and under again He thinks he knows where I am without seeing me And there I stand in the shadow ...