Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof Even my teddy bear stays so aloof Flies that go walking on leashes so long Even my parakeet wears a sarong Sometimes I won...

I?ve lived in apartments, I?ve lived in a home I travelled in trailers when I used to roam But now in these places you won?t have me dead ?Cause I?m happy I liv...

I?ve lived in apartments, I?ve lived in a home I travelled in trailers when I used to roam But now in these places you won?t have me dead ?Cause I?m happy I liv...

What´s wrong, my pet? You seem so upset Tell me what´s bothering you You´re acting strange It´s time for a change Let me suggest what to do: Let´s cuddle up In...

One, two, three! Here we go! Bedlam, bedlam! Ho, ho, ho! *sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum...

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and wo...

They're Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haaa! Napoleon XIV Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go beserk Well ...