Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed Look in the mirror, It's getting clearer I've got those Ed McManoh eyes Feelin' humble, just like Barney Rubble like ...

There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around While they dump you in the ground And the people who love...

There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around While they dump you in the ground And the people who love...

Wearing flashpants and her street walker shoes Walkin down town with a pocket full of blues She's the the one that you want so much She's the one you can, you c...

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the good times? Are you ready for the sunshine to come down to come down? Hey, you said Yeah! Hey Yeah Man Alrig...

You got beautiful eyes And long eyelashes Skin like Isabella Rosellina You got a cute little moustache You make it work girl You workin, Girl, Down at the ice c...

its a really good deal that you cannot deny the ultimate steal and a heck of a buy it wont cost a lot of money and it wont take much time for just a few dollar...

The sun is shining in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped raining Everybodys in the play (?) And don't you know it's a beautiful new day hey hey h...

Boys wanna rock! They wanna rock! Boys wanna rock! They wanna rock! Boys wanna rock! They wanna rock! Boys wanna rock! They wanna rock! Alright! I want everyone...

I know girls like you Need someone to screw-up their life And make you contemplate suicide, When you need a friend to Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah Call me yeah You...

i was walkin' down milpas street just a-lookin' for something to eat when I saw you with that guy named joe out in front of pavlakos you were standin' really cl...

You've got style You've got class And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass I made him angry I made him annoyed When I sent you funny pictures from my...

I've got a third eye in my mind Its watching you Yeah, it's watching you I've got a place in my heart that's vacant Vacant for you 'cause I wanna be with you ...

All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today Things were better back in 1938 You go to school,...

Saturday night you're high on crank Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's Hollywood babe-it's just not my trip Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot Tryin' be s...

You came from some town out in the sticks To become the modern Stevie Nicks You had the guts, a lot of ambition The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin' You ba...

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Long ago, we watched the videos On Headbanger's Ball That's where we learned it all Wearing Spandex pants Six-string Lazers in their hands Synchrenized Guitars ...

I saw her at the clu She was standing with the French girl Bonsoir joulie poupe'e Yeah she had a beautiful smile And they met at face to face Went back to his p...

Have a shot of Bacardi now Have a bottle of beer now Stand up and shake it around You should do it! Go! Go! Go! Do the Maurie (repeat) Take your golf cart to...

Knee High! Argyle! Tube! I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock last nite I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock I was thinking of...

Knee-high! Argyle! Tube! I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock I was thinking ...

Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful Don't hate me, because I'm the best Don't hate me, because I'm the champion Just love me, like all the rest do Don't be je...

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Don't hate me because I'm the best Don't hate me because I'm the champion Just love me like all the rest do Don't be jealou...

I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the one you can't live without I'm not the one who you wanna see I'm not the one who you want to be seen with And w...

Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap You never know just who'll you'll meet on Haley Crack Dealer looks out his door winks his eye ans waves to his who...

I met the girl of my dreams She was all wrapped up in Why And the people crowded the sidewalk in the summer sunshine Where the laughter fell like butterflies ...

Yeah she she's just a girl Yeah she's just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere She's an easy mark Yeah...

Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5 But they still got a sensitive side When they want our sympathy They put down their flying feet Ballads show how much they car...

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" So ...

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" So ...

They put you down and call you crazy Say "You're disgusting and uncool!" Just because you like to touch yourself Out by the public swimming pool You've gotta fi...

I would hire the A-Team And I'd crash the General Lee I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you I'd do anything for you ...

I'm not the one you dream aboutand I'm not the one you can't live with out I'm not the one you want to see I'm not the one you want to be seen with But when you...

I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the one who you can't live without I'm not the one who you wanna see And I'm not the one who you want to be seen wit...

Parked at the dark end of your street I'm sticking to my vinyl seat I got my big old spy scope out I'm sneaking right up to your house [Chorus:] My golfshirt ...

Looking at the stars I draw lines to see your face I try to change the picture But it wont erase Sitting next to you I know what happy means It doesnt't only h...

High five anxiety, high five anxiety don't raise your hand and don't look at me high five anxiety, high five anxiety i'm not your bro and i'll never be don't wa...

Don't bother going to class 'Cuz nobody cares if you cut And it's not smart to experiment With Ben Gay on your nuts If you ask her out and she says maybe What s...

Don't bother going to class Cuz nobody cares if you cut And its not smart to experiment With ben gay on your nuts If you ask her out and she says maybe What she...

Saturday night you're high on crank eating club sammwiches at Ben Franks Hollywood Babe it's just not my trip Buying your groceries at Pink Dot Trying to be so...

You wanted to save her From her heavy metal behavior soft sadness in her world and So you made her be your girlfriend When she sang those songs it made you cry ...

She works all day at the Burger King Gettin' greasy for the dollars Promoted to fries But there's tears in her eyes It's not the grease or the pickles that upse...

You've got style You've got class And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass I made him angry I made him annoyed When I sent you funny pictures from m...

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year? (No) Well lemme tell you about it! For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the t...

I don't kill and I don't murder Or manufacture atomic weapons And I don't eat meat And I don't eat vegetables, no no no 'Cause I only eat candy I only eat swee...

I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream And show you a real good time I wanna take you to the b...

Mend up your stocking hole Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal I've got a boner for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turkey and I'm t...

When you borrowed it that night You wore my jacket for the last time The jacket used to be our history Now its only covered with your memory So much time I spe...

there's a new leader of the land with a platform that i understand i saw her face in the magazine she looks hot in her tight jeans keep marching ona solider of ...

Straight out of Boston To reinvent the modern rock and roll He put down the cigarette and dropped out of BU Too sensitive for this world Too sensitive for that...

He might sing for all the ladies In the front row The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws In the mood for Huey Luis Or maybe a show tune He'll dedi...

I Went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get laid I got in a fight uh-huh It ain't no big thing Late for my job and the traffic was bad Had to borrow 10 b...

How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dic...

how do i get through to a girl like you workin at the preztel station at the mall yeah yeah beautiful lips like Strawberry Quik I saw your boyfriend he looks li...

Is there life on mars girl If there is I want to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there And he said that outer...

When you left me all alone at the record hop You said you were goin' out for a little soda pop You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more When you go...

girl sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat you don't want no salad yes you want a lot of meat you don't want no pastromi & no corn beef on rye ther...

Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat You don't want no pastrami, And no corned beef...

Sun is shining in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It stopped raining Everybody's in the play And don't you know its a beautiful new day (eh-eh) Running dow...

MR BLUE SKY (from "Mulletcore") The sun is shining in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped raining Everybodys in the play (?) And don't you know it...

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair (YEAH!) You ...

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Well I met her at the Trocadero, In Philly Backstage at the Bloohound show She said she was from Cherry Hill, Cherry Hill Through Lips like cherries in the snow...

I've got a new girl ( Tell us what's she like) An envirenmentalist girl (Does she ride a bike) She has a crystal necklace (She spend a lot of cash) Though her v...

I know a girl, Nikki Webster The cutest in the world, Nikki Webster Strawberry curls, Nikki Webster Yeah you're the tops of pops Nikki Webster So far away, acro...

I, I met a girl She was standing on the dance floor of the clu She was a very very pretty girl So I went up and talked to her And when you share you thoughts wi...

She was standing on the dance florr of the clu She was a very very pretty girl So I went up and talked to her And when you share your thoughts with someone You ...

Baby, you'd better relax Don't get your panties in a bunch Would you please put down that record That was very hard to find Oh no, Holy smokes Goodness Gravy, ...

You're a free girl You've got a heavy metal jacket, and you look like Bryan Adams With Camoflauge pants on You're getting bad grades and you're always wearin' s...

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield We're gonna put an end to alternative rock We'll find a way to make the Cran...

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance...

with a pocket full of candy and a bookcase full of porn you buy stacks and stack of Hustlers bags and bags of candy corn when i see you at the beach you've be ...

YEAH! Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say That I came all the way from Goleta Way And I'm recording in this old studio Just standing around, kicking up the sh...

yeah im tried of you sick of all your abuse and condenstion im sick of you tired of the games you play like a child tired of the lies and your cheap ass smile ...

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Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5 But they still got a sensitive side When they want our sympathy They put down their flying v's Ballads show how much they care ...

Santa's got a mullet and he's coming christmas eve Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me Frosty's got a stovepipe hat And rudolphs nose is re...

Santa's got a mullet and he's comin Christmas eve Santa's got a mullet he's bringin gifts for you and me Frosty has a stovepipe hat and Rudolph's nose is red Sa...

Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed Look in the Mirror It's getting clearer I've got those enigmatic manhunt eyes Feelin' humble, Just like Barney Rubble...

The whispers in the hall never bother her at all, Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium, Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her arm, And t...

You wanted To save her From her Heavy Metal behavior Saw sadness In her world And so you made her be your girlfriend When she sang those songs it made your cry ...

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Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you Sorry I wanted only to kiss you Sorry I promised to love you forever made you feel guilty, oh when you left me Sorry I sho...

? An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs Judgment day the second coming arrives Before you see the light baby...

There's a place on Figueroa Street, Where you can always go Smiling faces you might meet, Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail, The Sportsman Bar Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail, The Spor...

Theres a place on fig-a-row-a street Where you can always go Smiling faces you might meet All hail the sportsmans bar Whoa all hail the sportsmans bar The troph...

Tell Deon Warwick, and all her Psychic friends I won't be calling They can't help me 'Cause I don't wanna know the truth I only want my dreams Here in [somewher...

I bought Van Halen One It was the best damn record I ever owned TG&Y, 1978 Two hand tapping guitar technique really got me off Eruption, yeah Ain't talking 'bou...

Electronic drums and synthesizers Angular haircuts and black eyeliner We'll start a new wave band And then I'll make you mine You'll play the keyboards And ever...

Electronic drums and synthesizers Angular haircuts and black eyeliner We'll start a new wave band And then I'll make you mine You'll play the keyboards And ever...

oooh ooooh ooh your name is on the wall of the high school bathroom stall your boyfriends on the _____ because you slept with all his friends lost your jo now ...

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Got a new job at a radio station But that won't help you at all 40,000 watts of maximum rock But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything but ...

Got a new job at a radio station But that won't help you at all 40,000 watts of maximum rock But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything but ...

I played you all my records when I tried to explain When I ate all my AlphaBits, it spelled out your name I've made you lots of friends, with all our special so...

Got a new job at a radio station But that won't help you at all 40,000 watts of maximum rock But that won't help you at all You think you've got everything but ...