Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Ara The Sheik of the burning sand He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him And a ring on every finger of his hands He...

Jesus loves the little children, all the little children of the world Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight Jesus loves the little ch...

Reporter: 'Excuse me mam, what do you think about all the Protests in America today?' Lady: 'Well, my advice to all the a demonstraters would be Either love it ...

Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree Looks like a merry Christmas for everyone - but me 'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas Not even on...

Blue Cyclone, Oooh Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back And left me at home by myself to bach And after five straight nights of TV I was ready...

Well come on down to the go-go we're down on the strip If you want to get hip to a brand new trip They got a new soul singer she's really dynamite Jam up, jelly...

Special Lady Ray, Goodman & Brown (Harry Ray/Al Goodman/L Walter) You must be a special lady (Billy, you sing the first verse) [Come on, Herb, sing, sing it, m...

Jesus loves the little children, All the little children of the world Red and yellow, black and white, They are precious in his sight Jesus loves the little chi...

Well, they got a tight little unit You know they're the most Famous all over from coast to coast Really layin' down the sound as much as you can stand hey, hey ...

Look-a there, there he goes Ha, there goes the funny man The life of the party, that's me And they'd never guess That I had a care They'd be amazed to see me c...

Well, go away and leave me all alone and blue And never come back to me 'cause I'm through with you 'Cause baby, now that you have done me wrong it's plain to s...

Well, a strange thing happened the other night You won't believe it, but I swear it's true Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo & under cover o...

Take the ribbons from your hair Shake it loose and let it fall Lay it soft against you skin Like the shadows on the wall Come and lay here by my side Tell the E...

Well, they came to town With their elephants and clowns On a hit sticky August day And every telephone pole Had a poster that told Of the thrills that were com...

My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill I'm givin' up, I've got no more to give My beagle bit the vet, and my daughter's on the pill And my fiscus pl...

{This is the evening news, let's go now to our field reporter Renaldo Riviera, this is Renaldo Riviera on the banks Of the stinky muddy river with Mr RV Frisbee...

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red My father ...

When I'm calling you, ooh If you answer too, ooh That means that I offer my love to you To be your own If you refuse me, I will be blue And waiting all alone ...

Dear Sir I write this note to you to tell you of me' plight For at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight Me body is all black and blue Me face a deathly g...

Well, there once was a feller named willard mcVane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone And call the ...

VERSE 1 Well when I was a kid I would take a trip every Summer down to "Mississipp," to visit my Granny and 'er "Auntie Belluam World" I'd run barefooted all-d...

Well when I was kid I'd take a trip every summer, down to Mississippi To visit my granny in her ante bellum worldI'd run barefooted all day long, climbing trees...

Misty Ray Stevens (Erroll Garner/Johnny Burke) Covered many times, this song has had at least four top 40 appearances, with one of the best-known by Johnny Mat...

Itemize the things you covet As you squander through your life Bigger cars, bigger houses Term insurance for your wife Tuesday evenings with your harlot And on ...

It's the Moonlight Special Comin' on TV Yeah, the Moonlight Special Late night out of sight rock 'n' roll music for you and me Now here's the host, from the coa...

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket There seems to hav...

Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight She should have kept you home on those arabian nights It'...

Now, you chillrun better watch your P's and Q's a'hang up your clothes and clean up your room a'do ev'rything that you're 'posed to do~o 'cause Santa Claus is w...

Well, in the frozen north of the Yukon Lived the king of the Royal Mountie Fuzz Sergeant Preston was his name King his dog's name was He had a big red coat and...

Here they come down main street Drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar! Bands are a playin' and flags are a wavin' And the Vanguards and Motorcy...

Well out in the country we didn't have mortuaries And so it was always customary To lay the dead out right there at home Well the church would loan ya foldin' c...

Here he comes - There he go Well Speed Ball, the wild motorcyclist, Rode his motorcycle very fast With a twist of the wrist he'd give it the gas There wasn't n...

Each time I let you hurt me, I swear that it's the last I long to be your lover, But you just want me for the laughs There are those who think I'm charming, Yea...

Well, I woke up Sunday morning with No way to hold my head that didn't hurt And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad So I had one more for dessert Then I fu...

We got a Soviet sub she's a '79 She's got nuclear reactorand she runs real fine We're loyal to the party and the party line, But a sailor's gotta have a little ...

Reporters on TV Show protesters in the street Someone burns a flag To show just how they feel Well I just can't believe my eyes As they spit on the stars and st...

Sixteen men on a dead man's chestyo ho ho and a bottle of rum (Captain) Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, sc...

The Preacher and the Bear by Jerry Reed The preacher went out a huntin', it was on one Sunday morn' It was against his religion, but he took a shotgun along H...

Well come and listen in To a radio station Where the mighty hosts Of heaven sing Turn your radio on (Turn your radio) Turn your radio on (Turn your radio on) If...

Get up Get up Get up Get up Up in the morning At the crack of dawn Just a cup of coffee to go to work on Fight the traffic and the hustle and the bustle of the...

Woke up this mornin', turned on the tv set there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm askin' me...

They say for every boy and girl There's just one love in this whole world And I know I've found mine The heavenly touch of your embrace Tells me no one could ta...

What do you say when you write with no words? (feeling) Feel a song that's never been heard? (sing it) How do know if you did it all? (answer) What do you do wh...