A beer is better than a woman "? Rodney Carrington A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why i'm right A beer will not get mad if I stay out and dr...

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore It used to...

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore It used to...

Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is Look it smells like a country flower!! Who wants to eat a country flower? Make a flavor...

I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John Wayne and o...

Don't I know you from the bus My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your brests? Are you drunk or is that just a lazy ...

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy bla...

She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you She drove a 1973, chevy bla...

I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personalityI aint got a problem with itIf I was tall I'd pr...

Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You think I'm sexy and your right, come a little closer I wont bite I see the love that's in your eyes, between...

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little wom...

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a son...

I saw her sittin' in a barroom In that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me As I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor We danced a song or...

This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis yall Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave, now all you d...

Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher with the dynamite ass...

Well, I remember way back when i was just a boy, Goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act After six or seven beers s...

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didnt know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin ac...

He's a Gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth He works all day with a great big smile and he carries a lar...

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone 'cause I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no mo...

I wake up each morning, and Im proud of who I am Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that...

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn...

When we first met we made love every hour, now the days I always have to beg When we first met your stomache was a sixpack, now the days it looks more like a ca...

It's Too Late Lyrics (M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- day...

When we first met we made love every hour, now the days I always have to beg When we first met your stomache was a sixpack, now the days it looks more like a ca...

One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't give a damn a...

Ooh Ahh, OOH Oooowee oooohooooohoohooo Ooah hah, hah hoo, (hiccup) hee hah, hoooo (imitating Prince) You don't have to be beautiful, To turn me on (normal voice...

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore It used to...

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain Cause I ...

When I'm sittin on a toilet, in a house that I dont know, Looking all around me where the toilet paper goes, feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, Cause ...

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any...

Men and Women – Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you ...

I rember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, used to scare me to death the way momma used to act after six or seven beers she;s had...

More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiske...

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my ...

Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The one's you'v...

I like older Woman How bout you? 19's are good to look at, but they'er to young for my lovin' 20's are fun but they're not quite done, you gotta stick them back...

im gettin married to my pickup truck it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer or want a divorce it doesn't c...

if you play your cards wrong you can take me home tonight you've got all the makings of my future ex-wife i've got 3 bucks my credit sucks and my future don't l...

They say our love is taboo That what were doing is wrong But i don't care what they say cause my love is so strong They tell us we should be ashamed Were not hu...

They say our love is tabu That what we're doing is wrong But I don't care what they say Cause my love is so strong They tell us we should be ashamed We're not h...

I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when I was five years old We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley, ‘Cause that's just how we always like to r...

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut Sho...

Ready aim interrogate! Shoot the interrogator - get ready to crumble Run all the way to daylight no matter everyone else might tumble Race to the alter, chase ...

Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my probl...

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy bla...

who put the dick on the snowman and embarrassed the family could have used a ball bat cucumber or zucini but instead you used a thimbol somethin you can barely ...

I got home and the door was locked so i tried to ring the bell,I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell I crawed in the window go...

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour I didn't have time for breakfast so i walk...

Our work day's done Go grab a shower! Let's hit the pu It's Happy Hour If we get bombed Who gives a damn? I'm not as drunk, As you think I am Those chicks rig...

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little wom...

Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the w...

Ladies And Gentlemen"¦The Man Song (He's the man, He's the man) I don't take no crap from anybody else but you I wear the pants around here, when I'm finished w...

1 Well i've found a crouch and i'm finally bak Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track THANK GOD IM A PU...

We were young when we first met, And I wont ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever Inside of yo...

We were young when we first met, And I won't ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever inside of y...

On the first nite in the tittie club we were checkin out all the chicks There were black ones and white ones, bruinets and blondes, look at the size of the red ...

Titties and beer (titties and beer) Titties and beer (titties and beer) I thank god almighty for titties and beer (big titties and beer) Huntin' two legged deer...

I went to my neighbours yard sale, To see what I could fine I find me and old pair of underwear Hanging on a clothes line I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, Ho...