You could be President if your daddy was first If your brother the governor had the power to coerce It's absurd but he could change laws so certain votes were h...

Dear Slim, My favorite icon put the bong and the knife down I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom and your ex-wife down To a nuclear bomb and dropping ...

Don't wait, don't wait Don't wait, don't wait You're way too late Don't wait, don't wait The beat goes on Until it's gone She strolls so slowly with her ball ...

Strolling down the strip, we were straight strip tripping Tipping all the dealers we were straight gin sipping Go gamble, fuck hos, everybody knows everybody sm...

Our Christmas bonus Was spared with patience While men who owned us Took paid vacations They tried to clone us To fight deflation They should have blown us What...

Here's my song about gun control As my politics begin to roll Things are getting out of control It's time to stop, drop and rock 'n' roll We built and sold the...

Everybody stand up, get down Move when I tell you to, so move now Gather the people Move to a new place Gather the people Do it in a few days Gather the people...

Tucked in the woods Near North Chicago Early November Commences our saga Two loved in silence For fear of corruption Then fate chimed in With an evil grin and a...

We've come through some tough times But we've come through them together, All of us from every race, every religion and ethnic background All that we've done an...

I'm jailed within The cell I'm in And once again You're on my mind Trapped inside The days go by I wonder why You're on my mind I count the days And dream of wa...

All he ever wanted was to skip across the water Tick tock the clock is getting faster Vicariously Lives through the dusty Pebbles while thrusting Them onto th...

It's just cruel It's just mean I should've let this stay unseen I don't believe that something's wrong I don't believe that something's wrong Fill up the gate...