[Space Ghost] Now, here's Zorak With a lovely nugget of joy for us [Zorak] The life of a rodeo clown is a painful And solitary existence I know, for I am a rode...

[Space Ghost] Now, here's Zorak With a very important nugget of joy for us [Zorak] I ran to get into shape once I ran and ran and ran Ol' runnin' Zorak That's w...

Zorak: Bad bug bad bug Watcha gonna do, better surrender when I come for you Bad bug bad bug Watcha gonna do, talk to my lawyer gonna have him sue "I got me a ...

Brak: I know what you're thinking You gotta be kidding I those ugly clothes Oh, oh, oh, oh Zorak: Why did you say that? Brak: Because I got it like that Zora...

Brak: Beeflog beeflog what a treat A hefty hunk of processed meat Dipped in mustard oh what joy I'm a jolly beeflog boy Hot and spicy, mild or plain I even eat...

[Space Ghost] Look at me I have a big head My head is huge What do you think, Zorak? [Zorak] Big head! Big head! Big fat head! [Space Ghost] I have a big head I...

I once had a beautiful sandwich Oh man I'm talking, HEY! It was made with fresh beef bologna And mom bought it yesterday It had butter and American cheese On w...

Boo Boo Ba Ba Dee Dee, Boo Boo Ba Ba Dee Dee Fred Red Tom Mom Chicken Scooby Doo Yogi Dibble Snaggle Huckle Cow and Droopy too Dino Bluto Jerry Judy Weasel Wal...

Mele kalikimaka Everybody My name is Brak and in Hawaiian that means fish food! Here's a song about my recent trip to hawaii I hope you love it! I stepped off t...

[Brak] I had this gym teacher in school Who talked like this Yeah, buddy Yeah, boy Yeah, buddy buddy buddy Boy boy boy boy Yeah Hey, baby Yeah, baby Yeah, buddy...

[Brak] One time I hired a monkey To take notes for me in class I would just sit there With my mind a complete blank While the monkey scribbled on little pieces ...

The other night, I was sittin' around watching scary movies When all of a sudden DUN DUN DA DUH! the phone rang I picked up the phone and the voice said "Aye ay...

[Space Ghost] Look at me I have a big head My head is huge What do you think, Zorak? [Zorak] Big head! Big head! Big fat head! [Space Ghost] I have a big head I...

[Brak] I had this gym teacher in school Who talked like this Yeah, buddy Yeah, boy Yeah, buddy buddy buddy Boy boy boy boy Yeah Hey, baby Yeah, baby Yeah, buddy...

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers I wear paper hats Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries ...

[Brak] Swing your partner 'round and 'round And go to town Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Now it's time to say goodbye To Zorak and his kin Thank you folks For kindly do...

One day I bumped into this big shot TV guy I know He said I'm really desperate, would you like to host a show? I sez I'm kind of busy here, saving the world fro...

Brak: Well I'm sittin' here to tell ya That I don't have the blues Oh yeah, oh yeah I said I'm happy as can be And I don't have the blues Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ...

[Brak] Say that I'm a silly so and so [Zorak] So and so [Brak] Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool [Zorak] Cool [Brak] Tromp on my big toe Darling, I still lov...

Down, de der down De der down, de de dern de dern down, de der der doop Baba de der babi Hey baby, I bought you a present baby Not very big, and it's not shiny...

I work at Burger King making flamer woopers, I wear paper hats Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are don...

[Brak] Whoa! Hey! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Oh! Hey! Don't touch me Hey! Hey! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Hey! Ho! Don't touch me! La la la la la la L...

(Space Ghost in background doing old school beat box) [Brak] Downde der down De der down De der de der down De der doo Hey, baby I bought you presents, baby Not...

[Zorak] Look out My mother said to me one day "My little tator-tot, We're going to the circus Whether you like it or not" I told her she could take a hike She k...

Zorak: I'm going down to the river Honey that's where I'll be Gonna hold my nose and jump right in Cause you don't care about me Take me to the river, where the...

Everybody wants to be Space Ghost, everybody near and far Hey Mom look at me, I'm on TV! Everybody wants to be a star I'm Space Ghost, Mr Space Ghost I've got ...

[Space Ghost] Everybody wants to be Space Ghost Everybody near and far Hey, ma, look at me I'm on TV Everybody wants to be a star I'm Space Ghost Mr Space Ghost...

[Space Ghost] Okay, who let a fluffy? [Zorak] Fluffy? [Space Ghost] It's mighty smelly in here Zorak, did you let a fluffy? [Zorak] What are you talking about? ...

Brak: I got you under my drawers In the dresser in the corner of my room There with the socks and the shorts Sits my favorite photograph of you It's a picture ...

Oh, help us, please help us! *gasp* oh no, a planet in need! This looks like a job forMr big tough guy Spaaaace Ghooooooost Daaaaa, dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun...

Oh, help us Please help us [Space Ghost] Oh no! A planet in need This looks like a job for Mr Big Tough Guy Space Ghost He's so powerful How can they ever stop ...

Duh dah duh, duh dah duh Duh dah deh, duh dah duh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo And now here he is ladies and gentlemen The Sands Hot...

Space Ghost] And now here he is, ladies and gentlemen The Sands Hotel of New Vlandar is proud to present The King Space Ghost! [Zorak] Space Ghost Space Ghost...

Brak - (B) Freddie - (F) (B) Freddie, you're sorta new to this singing stuff, so to start out, why don't ya just sing the word 'truck', ok? (F) okay (B) (singi...

[Brak] Okay New song take one I'm going down highway 913 In my big ol' pickup truck I'm going down highway 900 That's too hard to say Okay I'm going down highwa...

[Brak] I went out last night To get me a bite It was about a quarter 'til two I met a little girl named (???) And we did the Hoodleehoo Hey! Hoodleehoo Hoodleeh...

Brak: I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans I like tinfoil and bowties I like cardbo...

[Space Ghost] I love you And I love me I love the fishes in the deep blue sea I love most anything As long as it's free I love almost everybody [Brak] Ya, know ...

Brak: Here's a lovely song about my favorite food! Lima, lentil, soy and pinto Navy, northern and garbonzo Kidneys and frijoles negros I love beans I love bea...

Yeeeeah I love you baby I love the way that you walk I love you baby I love the way that you talk I really like it when you call my name Hey Brakky Wakky Oooo...

Yeeeeah I love you baby I love the way that you walk I love you baby I love the way that you talk I really like it when you call my name Hey Brakky Wakky Oooo...

I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again Why, I don't think you got the message Open the door sucker, It...

I have a magic toenail I keep it on my foot Its always there to rescue me It has the cutest cuticle Free of all disease As toenails go, Its really quite extra-o...

Mashed potatoes, hey sweet potatoes Baked potatoes, potato chips Smoked sausage, friiiiiied chicken Pepperoni pizza, tenderloin tips Nobody can make a donut, do...

Mashed potatoes, hey sweet potatoes Baked potatoes, potato chips Smoked sausage, friiiiiied chicken Pepperoni pizza, tenderloin tips Nobody can make a donut, do...

[Space Ghost] I've got a doodle in my noodle And its name is Minkey Boodle [Zorak] Minkey Boodle! [Brak] Minkey Boodle! [Zorak] Minkey Boodle! [Brak] Minkey Boo...

Brak] Muh Nuh, Muh Nuh [Space Ghost] Doo-doo-dee-doo-doo [Brak] Muh Nuh, Muh Nuh [Space Ghost] Doo-bee-doo-doo [Zorak] This is really stupid [Brak] Mu...

Alright lookout Cause I'm NASTY! HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm nasty, ha ha! I'll put bubblegum in your hair Hide a tack on your favorite chair (Aaaaaaah!) Sneak up and wedg...

[Space Ghost] (In background doing oldschool beat box) [Brak] Hey, baby That's funky Whoa, baby Whoa, baby I got you, baby I got you, baby Now, I got you, baby ...

Tell my uncle tell my aunts I got my teeth in nice and straight Chicken nuggets in my pants I'm on my way to the buckgrass state! O-hi-o-hi-o Round on the end, ...

Wake up in the mornin' and tinkle and a hoo-ah Take a hot shower, watch the news! Then I takes over-easy on the greasy side, Oh yeah, I'm just an oridnary guy ...

Put your sox on Mama now Put your sox on Mama now Woah put your sox on Mama now Put your sox on Mama now Put your sox on Mama now Cause your feet really smell! ...

[Brak] Put your socks on, Mama, now Put your socks on, Mama, now Put your socks on, Mama Put your socks on, Mama, now Put your socks on, Mama, now 'Cause your f...

I'm rambling, yeah rambling Rambling high and low I'm rambling, ramble ramble rambling Rambling everywhere I go I ramble down to visit with Mary Jane But she's ...

No one is the boss of me Brak's too ugly for TV Have you met my girlfriend Bob? Smell you later, get a jo Smell you later, get a jo Smell you later, get a jo S...

( ) = Brak/Crowd " " = Zorak I smell turkey (tuna fish) Big beef jerky (potato canish) I smell o-nions, "pizza too" The dog needs washing "and so do you!" I...

Brak: This is a song about eatin' food I would climb the deepest river, swim the highest mountain I'd wash my feet in lemonade if that will do the trick I wou...

[Space Ghost] I smell turkey [Brak] Tuna fish! [Space Ghost] Big beef-jerky! [Brak] Potato kanish [Space Ghost] I smell onions [Zorak] Pizza too [Space Ghost] T...

[Space Ghost] One day I bumped into this Bigshot, TV guy I know He said I'm really desparate Would you like to host a show? I says I'm kinda busy here Saving th...

Brak] This is the song that doesn't end It just goes on and on, my friend Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was And they just keep on singing i...

This is the song that doesn't end Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started singing it not knowing what it was And they'll just keep on singing it for...

[Space Ghost] Zorak! Zorak! Zorak! Zorak, what's wrong? [Zorak] The TV I've been hypnotized by the TV [Space Ghost] Really? [Zorak] Yes The TV Must watch more o...

Brak] What happened to the water The water The water What happened to the water The water So wet It mixed up with the dirt The dirt The dirt The water got into...

What happened to the water, the water, the water What happened to the water The water's so wet! It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt The water got into...

I want a girl who thinks I'm smart about stars and cars and birds and worms and hearts I want a girl; Someone who won't think I'm dum 'cause I am! and that's du...

We wish you a happy birthday We wish you a happy birthday We wish you a happy birthday And a happy birthday We wish you a happy birthday We wish you ahappy bir...

[Space Ghost] Zorak! Zorak! Zorak! Zorak, what's wrong? [Zorak] The TV I've been hypnotized by the TV [Space Ghost] Really? [Zorak] Yes The TV Must watch more o...

Yeah buddy, yeah buddy Yeah buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buddy Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah buh buh buh buh buh buh ...

When I was in school, in the yearbook I was voted most likely to forget what he was voted! One kid wrote in my yearbook, "Dear Brak, don't ever change, dot dot ...

Zorak: Like a moth to a flame, I will call out her name Zingor, Zingor, Zingor I got ants in my pants, as I do the mating dance For Zingor, Zingor, Zingor Gree...

Alright, check this out There's no balogna for my sandwich Mayonnaise gone bad Someone drank my sodie pop and Zorak's feeling sad My record player's broken And...

Got a problem? I'm listening The kids at school don't like me My girlfriend says I smell The teachers say I'm lazy Sometimes I wanna yell! Zorak, can you hel...