- Best Friends
Mark: I like my toast buttered Stephen: and I Take Mine Dry Mark: I dig the beatles Stephen: I'm a stones kinda guy Mark: I Have Fine Taste Stephen: and I like ...
- Carol of the Fries
Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na Na, na-na-na I work at Burger King Making flame-broiled Whoppers I we...
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass And Make Her Your Wife and love her with love so true Now some rivers run h...
- gerbil
I BOUGHT A GERBIL AT THE PETTING ZOO IF RICHARD GEAR CAN DO IT I CAN TO I GET UNDRESSED AND I START TO LUBE I STICK THE GERBIL AT THE END OF THE TUBE WONDERING,...
- Half A Man
All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a mat...
- Hermaphraditie
Shes part girl, shes part boy Shes got parts everyone can enjoy Shes got more Shes got less Shes got her manhood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she ...
- If I were gay
here we are dear old friend lalala drunk again laughs have been had and tears have been shed maybe the whiskie's gone to my head but if i were gay i would give...
- If I were gay(real ones)
Here we are dear old friend You and I drunk again Laughs have been had and tears have been shed Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head But if I were gay, I woul...
- Lullabye
Hush little girl, sweet baby dont cry tonight Daddy's is here and will sing you a soft lullabye tonight why cant it all be like it was before How can i expla...
- Peepshow Girl
See you there, Behind the glass I drop a quarter in the slot And then I watch you as you shake that ass I watch you grind I watch you dance I show you mine, yo...
- Special Fred
When I was a boy of 10, I had a very beeest friend Fred was kind, with good intent But just a little different! OOOOH! Special Fred, Momma dropped him on his ...
- Super Hero
if i could be a super hero, i would be awesome man, i,d fly around the world fighting crime acrording to my awesome plan And if I saw a criminal trying to lie, ...
- Superhero
If I could be a superhero I would be Awesomeman I travel around the world fighting crime According to my awesome plan If I could be a superhero I would be Drug...
- When Grandfather Dies
When Grandfather dies, life will be strange When Grandfather dies, my whole world will change When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell 'Cause I'll be fu...