Something about you really puts me down You're the life of the party you're the toast of the town Something about you really picks me up Like a hot cup of coffe...

I'm sorry,can't help it, Can't help the way I look, I'm just that kind of person can't you see, Don't worry be happy go lucky, Couldn't really give a fuck, I'm ...

All right now,so she knows what going on, Just lately she hates me,can't take no more, And I cannot guarantee the things you say to me will make me run along, ...

I used to just wash, now I wash and I dry and I put away, I'd started to shop and now I shop and I cook since you went that day, You took your own words, Your o...

Late at night and all alone, Late night traffics constant drone, A voice comes on the telephone, Yeah late at night and all alone, It tells me quicken up , pick...

Nobody loves you not quite the way you do, Not saying they hate you, oh no it's more the things you do, If you've got a choice of things to say, You chose to us...

The aliens are coming wait for me I'm coming along it's right on Yes they're coming wait for me while I get my gun bang bang What'd you do that for they were on...

He's in the bar, he's in your hair With his sports keyring jangling he's everywhere He's in your view, he's in your face Straight out of the seventies to straig...

Listening to the story of an angry old man He had the whole world in his pocket but He had a hole there in his hand Never had much trouble fitting into his surr...

Living out three seperate lives with nothing else to do besides, it's easy They'd wrote Bradford off the map and all that old commercial crap, it's easy Hassle ...

I was cynical, not a great believer, I thought these things were here to deceive you, I thought it can't be true, couldn't happen to me, Be under some-one's pow...

If I had three wishes, I'd wish for five, Panorama, men at work, oh man alive, If I had five wishes I'd wish for six, I'd have a Midas touch and not a nervous t...

It really wouldn't happen in my day, None of this was going on,we had to make our own fun and games, I didn't fight two wars to be this way, I'm looking forward...

I had a friend called Joe When friends were hard to find He had a restless soul With something on his mind One day I went away And when returned to the scene N...

To the left to the right, round and round and out of sight, Up and down, side to side searching all over far and wide, To the left to the right, round and roun...

you know i couldn't be me, if it wasn't for you i feel like shit and look like plastic, but i'll get through you know it's plain to see, what's going to do as l...

Ooh wop bop ba doo wop Bop ba doo wop Bop ba doo If all the people in the world camped out in your back garden Would you write and tell the king or grab a tent ...

Your hair's a mess, it's called distressed, It's the latest fashion don't I know, Oh where have I come from, I must've been living under a stone, Or was I off ...

The odds have built up of the chance you're going down 'Cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown And my friend's getting eager to complete thi...

Some people say that what I know should be kept secret Some people say I don't know anything at all Some people say that what I do could be dangerous Some peopl...

You're the spanner in the works, You're the throbbing sensation I get in my head, You're the knife in my back that turns, Or the broken heart that makes me wish...

Powdered rock stars just add water Pop up a treat just like they ought to Little bit old and cliched sought of Number one hit punch in the order Stop right ther...

And we've all got sick with our cooler than thou Holier than shit attitudes Still the war goes on just drop the bom There's nothing left to lose There's a bulle...

I've sold the bus man 'cos I bought myself a train In a village that was man but it's now a motorway The house has gone man, 'cos we couldn't afford the rates O...

I like it on a Sunday morning if I've been out the night before, I get the feeling the whole world's yawning but I don't want to sleep no more, And you won't se...

Times we spent cheating and lying Wondering when we would be back by your side again Hoping and praying to get through the day I need your attention to see thro...

Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo, So hard to say no though it gives one the fever, Pretends to be friendly, Then it's all over, over, It's all over, over, Preten...

Tequila It makes me happy, Con Tequila it feels fine, Con Tequila when the doors are opened, And con Tequila when they're calling time Con Tequila, Con Tequila,...

I'm high up on your cross and I'm burning, burning I couldn't give a toss I'm just a worm that's turning Radical, oh so radical Radical, oh so radical I'll figh...

Maybe it's time to make a bee-line No more sitting on the sideline Haven't got the time to waste time So maybe it's time to make a bee-line Hold on, wait just ...

Put your shoes on, Put your coat on, Put your hat on, Put your scarf on, Pick yourself up, Pick your moment, And let's go, Snow flake was in love with Dewdrop,...

I'll find out just what it is I'll find out what makes you tick tock tick tock I'll find out just what it is I'll find out what makes you tick tock tick tock Yo...

I went off to the doctors for the open plan surgery He said I just can't believe what's lying here in front of me It looks like what you couldn't drink you'd ju...

Yes I've been without, been down and out, Out on a limb with nowhere to go, I was told it would be one less thing on my mind, Not to worry about, all the payin...