My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their phd My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky But i am the m...

This year at christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than a...

People ask us why we sing, they say we really dig your stuff You must really love the things you do, is it enough You've all got university degrees that should ...

Walter Gretzky had a son He grew up to be the great one He came from Brantford Ontario He liked Gordie Howe you know Americans don't understand The national spo...

The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear, Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and ta...

I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now I'm forced into some reconsideration 'Cause something's happened to my c...

(Trevor's lines are italicized) WINNEBAGO! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It's so great to be out in the road! It sure is, man! Hey, look at all them little cars going besid...

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice f...

I'm feeling hungry Empty tummy And I want to make it full So I spend a day At Wong's buffet And eat till I explode There's sixty types Of Oriental delights I g...