Your figure like your friendship Gradually grows and grows The clothes that you thought that you'd shrunk Their size just froze When the body that you thought ...

The part of love that I'm scared of is the actual taking off I can take a bumpy landing But the start must be soft soft, soft, soft It must be soft Some men ne...

The part of love that I’m scared of Is the actual taking off I can take a bumpy landing But the start must be soft Soft, soft, soft It must be soft Some men nee...

I've seen these people described as mad But find men kissing too odd Say all their friends are gay when in fact They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod And a...

Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come over here just sit right down Needn'...

Guard your body with the best barbed wire And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights Wear your dresses like...

(Heaton/Rotheray) I need a little time To think it over I need a little space Just on my own I need a little time To find my freedom I need a little Funny how...

It's been a long day in the field for us all Catching balls and dropping balls It's been a long life in this world Catching hearts and dropping hearts Like hear...

With a minute's silence for the dead And a minute's silence for the long-lost lovers No one's really in the mood for beer With a minute's silence for the child...

(M Greaves) No piece of sky For you Jimmy lad They always blame him They knew Jimmy was bad His own fault entirely To die without sound That's how it is One st...

I want expensive not cheap And all the secrets that you keep Should be quietly put to sleep Not then not when not yet this week I have told a thousand lies But...

(M Greaves) You should be a singer I swear it's true No-one could make them Cry like you Billie Holliday would pale beside you Cos you sure got a way with the ...

(Heaton/Rotheray) Like the contents of your handbag You don't know why it's there People ask you where you're heading You just answer "anywhere" We don't mean...

Planning permission tied to post We read when we're waiting for bus Is always double-checked 'cause we so often suspect They plan to build something on us What ...

Alone in the world was poor little Anne As sweet a young child as you'd find Her parents had gone to their final reward Leaving their baby behind Did you hear t...

(Harnick/Bock) Alone in the world was poor little Anne As sweet a young child as you'd find Her parents had gone to their final reward Leaving their baby behin...

You've heard it said a thousand times But only heard his Broadway lines So baby please go, ain't, ain't part of the show Cause when your Romeo needs no cue or p...

Don't think of what we can and can't achieve Perfection like this can't be guaranteed Hearts get lost… lovers leave Lets just see what friendship actually needs...

This is the dinner prepared This is the dress that I made This is the child I brought up And this is the woman you laid This is the woman you laid This is the p...

(HeatonRotheray) This is the dinner prepared This is the dress that I made This is the child I brought up And this is the woman you laid This is the woman you ...

My pod is bigger than your pod My life is bigger than your life My mouth is bigger than your mouth Your age is bigger than my age Your height, my height Your we...

(Heaton/Rotheray) Big coin that you toss for heads or tails Big coin that you let slip down the drain Big coin didn't find where it landed Big coin, big coin ...

Eyes to take you dancing mouth to leave your wife Legs to run away with and you wonder why? Heart that makes you bypass every other girl Smile that keeps you gr...

(Ramones) They're forming in straight line They're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop They're piling in the back sea...

(Ramones) They're forming in straight line They're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop They're piling in the back sea...

When you say goodbye I really want to know Everything you do and everyplace you go And did you take a regular supply Of those crazy little tampax with you It hu...

Well I always knew you'd take the crutches and not the skis 1 always knew you'd take the stilts and then your knees When God gave you the sky I knew you'd take ...

(Lush) I've been so happy since I walked away I never thought that I could feel as great as I do today 'Cause you were nothing but a big mistake And life is wo...

Well I kept fantasizing your eyes were wide open And it made me long for little last night Yes it was frantic, it was young, it was sweet But a sweet worth ever...

My Guy and Patches Can only hope to match The evil propaganda that her pen can dispatch And she better love him good Or she'll take it on the chin A woman is a ...

My Guy and Patches Can only hope to match The evil propaganda that her pen can dispatch And she better love him good Or she'll take it on the chin A woman is a ...

(Mike Greaves) Little sister don't you cry Lay your head down close your eyes Your heart is aching Mine is aching for you Little sister don't you cry Lay your ...

(heaton/rotheray) Through ugly pints and sunday breath Sit men whose stare is cold as death Through wide lapels and glued up eyes Through made up kids and made...

(Blue Oyster Cult) All our times have come Here but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We can be like they are...

Think of you with pipe and slippers Think of her in Bed Laying there just watching telly Then think of me instead I'll never grow so old and flabby That could ...

(S Club 7) DJ's got the party started There's no end in sight Everybody's movin to the rythym that's inside It's a crazy world But tonight's the right situatio...

Close your legs, open your mind Leave those compliments well behind Dig a little deeper into yourself And you may find Come over here just sit right down Needn...

(F Andree / W Schundt / G Khan ) Stars shining bright above you Night breezes seem to whisper I love you Birds singing in the sycamore tree Dream a little drea...

Stars shining bright above you, Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you" Birds singing in the sycamore tree Dream a little dream of me Say "nighty-night" and...

(Heaton/Rotheray) It doesn't take a mathematician To add a simple sum Either you are simply beautiful Or I am simply dum Dumb, dumb, dum It doesn't take Robe...

Only buy this if you're lonely Only listen if you're blue If you are married and you are happy This song is not to do with you If you're listening at your work...

Everybody's Talkin' Lyrics Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin', Only the echoes of my mind People stoppin' starin' I can't see their ...

Only buy this if you're lonely Only listen if you're blue If you are married and you are happy This song is not to do with you If you're listening at your work...

Well the dice that I roll never seems to land on six and that 48 card pack is short of some of my old tricks The horse I bet on all those years ago is probably...

Invite Jesus back into your heart What you feelin' Misery, misery depart Use God's wisdom; make a brand new start But invite Jesus Invite Jesus back into your h...

Invite Jesus back into your heart What you feelin' Misery, misery depart Use God's wisdom; make a brand new start But invite Jesus Invite Jesus back into your h...

Build your dream castle out of sand It's bound to get washed up anyway Dream your dreams out of last week They're bound to have come up yesterday If you want to...

(M G Greaves) Frank loved the blue Big open skies Played an old concertina Singing loola lullabies Frank loved an angel With black Spanish eyes And a smile to ...

If this person that you see Seems a little blurred, It's 'cos I'm not all here, But not quite there And if it's like forever That you're talkin' to yourself It'...

Water the plants, feed the cat Leave that door key under the mat I'm your number one from now on Set the code, close the door You don't live there anymore I'm y...

(heaton/rotheray) It's 600am and even big ben Is trying to get his head down for a kip But no sooner is it down And then it's on with dressing gown For this ci...

Head over heels is fine Unless you're in stilettos Love knows no boundaries Unless your in one of loves ghettos Love climb every mountain high But some of us ar...

Girl make a list Go out and find yourself a new plaything Oh girl you need a trip 'Cause he's not worth the misery and pain So just remember how he would tell ...

(B Holiday / A Herzog) Those that's got shall get Those that's not shall lose So the bible said and it still is true Mama may have Papa may have But God bless...

(heaton/rotheray) Don't know what i'm doing here I'll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I'll carry on regardless Good as gold, but stupid...

Don't know what I'm doing here I'll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I'll carry on regardless Good as gold, but stupid as mud He'll carry...

Don't know what I'm doing here I'll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I'll carry on regardless Good as gold, but stupid as mud He'll carry ...

Why forbidden fruit always looks so sweet Hanging down like devil's food, from highest branch on tree Yes, woman should be satisfied Be happy with her lot But s...

I've only got one real fan She is not woman, she is not man She's got her own coat of arms and her tartan and her own clan Her clan surpasses beauty always love...

Have fun And if you can't have fun Have someone else's fun 'cause someone's sure had mine They came in, now they're having a whale of a time You should grow a ...

Your 'fight them on the beaches' speeches make me despair 'Cause if there's one thing we can guarantee is you will not he there Tidying your room, making up you...

Here it is again it's so so mad Turning young and happy into old and sad Here it is again just passed by chance All the way to the lawyer from a sloppy dance It...

(Heaton/Rotheray) Hey church I was thinking The Third World seems to be sinking Can't you all get over there And we'll have them all over here And you can lea...

I was about to write a song about the fear and the doubt But my pen ran out It captured the emotions of a lover and a lout But my pen ran out So the picture was...

(Heaton/Rotheray) No one wrote a song for me Just instrumental not too long As sure as sure could ever be You'd only get the lyrics wrong No solo Chet Baker e...

Hey church I was thinking The Third World seems to be sinking Can't you all get over there And we'll have them all over here And you can learn to catch your ow...

(heaton/rotheray) There's something very english about 'forever' 'hugs and kisses' are english too 'forever and a day' has to be american But 'hold me close' i...

(Heaton/Rotheray) There's something very English about 'forever' 'Hugs and kisses' are English too 'Forever and a day' has to be American But 'hold me close' i...

There's something very English about 'forever' 'Hugs and kisses' are English too 'Forever and a day' has to be American But 'hold me close' is me and you 'Hold ...

Vagabonds don't fall in love They just wheel and they deal So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me I can't help the way that I feel Hooligans don't fall i...

She'd given everything she could give Twenty years of kindness made her sad Kindness never made enough to live So she sold the very last thing that she had As ...

(Heaton/Rotheray) Vagabonds don't fall in love They just wheel and they deal So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me I can't help the way that I feel Hoo...

If you could pull yourself away from that mess Surely if you could pack a punch then you can pack a dress 'Cause hot on the trail of self pity is wilderness Lik...

When a woman has no breeze? How long's a tear take to dry When a woman's, when a woman's on her knees? How long's a tear take to dry When a woman hasn't sinned?...

Here it is again it's so so mad Turning young and happy into old and sad Here it is again just passed by chance All the way to the lawyer from a sloppy dance It...

When a woman has no breeze? How long's a tear take to dry When a woman's, when a woman's on her knees? How long's a tear take to dry When a woman hasn't sinned?...

Tables turned over and curtains ripped Bottles uncollected, collected here Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do It's a crazy little world without yo...

Tables turned over and curtains ripped Bottles uncollected, collected here Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do It's a crazy little world without yo...

Birds are singing in the trees As we rise up on a beautiful morning But I can't hear That beautiful sound Because I'm permanently yawning What about the time of...

(heaton/rotheray) With a face like a crab's bus ticket And skin like a llama's door mat He was always gonna struggle Nature had seen to that He dreamt of thos...

With a face like a crab's bus ticket And skin like a llama's door mat He was aways gonna struggle Nature had seen to that He dreamt of those old-fashioned movie...

(L Rene / O Rene) I gave my heart to you, The one that I trusted You brought it back to me, Broken and busted I sold my heart to the Junkman And I'll never fal...

(Gibb / Gibb / Gibb) I started a joke Which started the whole world crying Oh had I only seen That the joke was on me And I started to cry Which started the w...

I'm walking through these pastures I'm picking up sweet fruit I'm shaking hands with people That previously I'd shoot But nothing will dissuade me Nothing will ...

If, if you choose that we will always lose Well then I'll sail this ship alone And if, if you decide to give him another try Well then I'll sail this ship alone...

I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose That's the way our family was I suppose But at least you gave me deeply profound As we lay and chatted l...

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize I took on your free enterprise and your pretty lit...

If the greedy were the starving If the masters were the slaves If the owners became the dogs How would they behave? 'Cause selling family heirlooms For one fif...

If we crawl at two We could crawl at twenty-two And grovel at The drop of a hat And once they've got you down there It's so hard to re-straighten your back It ...

I THINK THE ANSWER'S YES I'm walking through these pastures I'm picking up sweet fruit I'm shaking hands with people That previously I'd shoot But nothing will ...

If, if you choose that we will always lose Well then I'll sail this ship alone And if, if you decide to give him another try Well then I'll sail this ship alone...

(HeatonRotheray) I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose That's the way our family was I suppose But at least you gave me deeply profound As we...

It took a few packed bags and a few slammed doors It took a false, false smile with a septic pause From my plastic moustache to your clip-on claws (In other wor...

I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose That's the way our family was I suppose But at least you gave me deeply profound As we lay and chatted l...

When you called me a useless druggie At least you got half of it right When you called me a hopeless alcoholic I'm only hopeless after nine at night And when I ...

I came in here just to see his guilty face I'm just checkin' He's been dead twenty years but I sort of miss the chase I'm just ckeckin' I've seen folk just like...

Don't feel bad if you wake up feeling suddenly old More the realisation that you've let yourself be covered by mould Age is not something you wrap up if you're ...

(F Andree / W Schundt / G Khan ) (Adaptation by Brice Homs / Kurin Ternoutzeff) Ce souvenir je te le rends Des souvenirs, tu sais j'en ai tellement Puisqu'on r...

Ce souvenir, je te l'rends Des souvenirs tu sais, j'en ai tellement Puisqu'on repart toujours a zéro Pas la peine de s'charger trop Ce souvenir je te l'prends D...

The superfly guy that you're courting now Used to be a super-swot And the clothes he thinks look retro Are more 'Land That Time Forgot' And if he knows where he...