Woke up this morning to the sound of an alram clock ringing in my ear I rubbed my eyes glanced at my clock Hit my roommate James in the head with a sock Rolled ...

Dexter was this little town my family used to live in All my kin lived real close and everyone had an opinion Grandma and gramps lived up the street right next ...

Do you want to go for a walk you can hold my hand we can laugh and talk You can lead the way, which way you want to go Tell me all the things I really, really w...

Frank was a contractor, who got up every morining Skinn'n cats and fix'n cars, his day was far frm boring Souped up Ford, V-8 289, running down those punks was ...

Came from Arizona with a twin finned board, thought he could ride the waves Five hundred bucks from a surfing contest, he headed off to the North Shore Messed w...

Jason E strutting on by the presby The way you walk, you slur your talk, can you tell me How could you choose the road you did, the walls behind which you hid W...

Hey, hey you, looks like you've got lots of time. Staying up real late, sleeping all day. Look at you playing your video games. Drinking slurpees outside the Ci...

Pulled up as he parked the car then he took his little feet and walked right up to the door Went inside looking slick as snot with his smile so suave that the w...

Every once and a while I start to contemplate how a person like me could be used by the great God Then I look at those who lived before me, in their imperfectio...

Open minded is your middle name you took us in with a blink of an eye Dancing fancy can't you tell me why you had your sudden change of mind Spoke a word or two...

Followed you home one night after work Saw you go inside and watch Captain Kirk Ten o'clock rolled around the lights went out That's when I decided to roam abou...

Have you heard the one about alfred a dangerous robot i'm told he's got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain and his skin is terribly cold (We've heard the one...

She was walking in the garden one day When a snake slithered round her feet Follow me right over to this tree And I'll give you something good to eat I don't kn...