(feat Jazze Pha, Bun B) [Chorus] 16 Hoes (Tasha, Tameka) 16 Hoes (Karoline and Kisha) 16 Hoes (LaShonda, Shaquita) 16 Hoes (Jane and Jelesa) 16 Hoes (Mandy an...

Hook: Pimp niggas don't pay a dime, I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme, I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find" V...

Bitch ain't nothing but a word Too Short Feat Icecube Too Short: Now take my bitch She won't complain about shit cus she's my ho She don't belong to a trick So...

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother fucking shit god damn asshole Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch My d...

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother fucking shit god damn asshole Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch My ...

f/ Ant Banks Too $hort: I used to have a lot of bitches Straight down for me Doin' anything I said, even hoe on the street But I'm a dog and I dog my broads G...

[Too $hort] All the time, gettin mine, that's why I'm pimpin That's why I'm pimpin, all the time Gettin mine That's how we do it, straight pimpin All the time...

Why why she hoein man? Why's she hoein, you ain't knowin? Oh you know why Why is she prostitutin her body BEITCH! [Chorus: Too $hort] Analyze the game and te...

[Too $hort] Album number 12 Short Dogg still in the house I ain't going back into retirement Life is Anything is possible try hard It ain't logical fuck an ob...

f/ Baby D *(Too $hort talking) Eh yo Baby D, get yo lil ass over here on tha mic man, an show these other lil niggaz, they can't fuck wit the Dangerous Crew m...

f/ Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd Ha-ha-ha it's goin down like this ma-fucka!! Studd: Is the shit gone ever change, cause I be caught up in the middle of it, Click...

(feat David Banner) [David] Ha hahaha! I ain't gotta say much $hort, YEAH! [$hort] So you wanna be a baller? [David] David Banner~! Big Face [$hort] You wanna ...

singer croons "be my dirty love" 2X while Short spits) Ain't nuttin changed Short Dawg Sheezee sheezee (singer croons "be my (be my) dirty love (dirty love)" ...

Oh yes, I'm that master rap I'm the cold cap (echo) I'm what you know, ask Rapping Beyotch, Beyotch 2 times baby, one time more Give it one more for Sir Too Sh...

[Too $hort] Right about now in the place to be Too Short baby Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin dangerous crew bitch Too Short baby, I'm so hard Pimpin t...

[Verse 1] I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers Rap 225 thousand hours Get it calculated do the math I made 1,000 songs t...

Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin Dangerous Crew bitch with that old school Too $hort baby, I'm so har...

[Too $hort] Whassup baby? Damn like that? Can't even speak? I ain't tryin to fuck, just tryin to holla, say whassup Let me ask you somethin baby Is that a wig ...

Inside beotch Yeah you know about that, real players The real ones [Verse One] I burn rubber on you quick as hell You need some toilet paper, don't shit on yo...

(feat Mc Jah) [Too $hort] Put the pedal to the metal, go Let's ride this motherfucker Let's go! The fuck up outta here Man I kill a car When I take off I pee...

f/ Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed Verse One: Erick Sermon Whoo! Ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh ahh And you don't stop, ahh ahh, word is bond, word is bond Now intro...

f/ Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40 * send corrections to the typist [Singin'] This hit aint no joke, Oh no Dont ya know, Dont ya know Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah T...

Man, I need to get me one of those long hair half braids, california girls [Chorus] California girls (I cant forget about the) Middwest ladies, down south East ...

Man, I need to get me one of those Long hair half braids, California girls California girls (I cant forget about the) Midwest ladies down Southeast Coast All a...

(feat Lil Skeeter) [Too $hort] One thing's for sure You will get called a bitch bitch So motherfuckin' fast - bitch Short Dog's in the house beotch! What's u...

f/ Dolla Will, Petey Pablo [Petey Pablo] I was so glad, when they said unto me Let us go into the house, of the gangsters [Chorus: Petey Pablo] If you don't...

f/ Lil' Kim (KIM): Hello? (SHORT): It's Too Short baby wassup (KIM): hhmmm mmmm, you tell me (SHORT): Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get wi...

[Too $hort] Yeah baby you know whassup Tryin to get this money girl I'ma take you out to Las Vegas, put you to work Show you how to get this real money, youkno...

[Ant Banks] Its been a long time kickin this and everybody knows it Oaktown still in the house, but I suppose its Time for some more shit So yo peep the flow b...

She's a BEITCH! Say what, bitch? Don't get it twisted Sup with that little crazy man - it is what it is Yeah, yeah - tryin to get with that mayne [Too $hort] ...

Yeah we balling baby (As we proceed to give you what we need) thats right Oh you dont know we gonna tell you how it is Chorus: When you living the good life ...

I can't stay away, I can't stay away I can't stay away, I can't stay away I just can't stay away, I can't stay away I just can't stay away, I can't stay away I...

[Too Short] You know we ridin', yeah we ridin' I got my nigga MC Breed in the house Big Baller, what you ridin' boy, what you ridin' [Hook] I got some candy pai...

You know we ridin', yeah we ridin' I got my nigga MC Breed in the house Big Baller, what you ridin' boy, what you ridin'? I got some candy paints sittin' on th...

[Too $hort] Why Why I'm a junkie, lookin through my book I can't be cured, I know I'm hooked I gotta get out the house, I'm so hard Chasin that cat all over the...

Ladies and gentlemen (You choosin' ain't he) I'd like to introduce y'all (You choosin' ain't he) To somebody you already know (You choosin' ain't he) A Mac, a m...

City of Dope, I call it Oak Can't be broke, selling coke Fat ropes, shattered hopes Fresh cars and all that dope Baseheads keep the trade alive Nobody know abou...

INTRO (Bitch!) Bitches keep comin up $hort Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort (Bitch!) Too $hort,Too $hort REPEAT Now fuck around and get a 5 in your ??? Straight...

H-E-A-D, All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better not complain, When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name If ...

[ VERSE 1 ] Now I come from the Oakland town Task force roll and rock, cold cracked down Young brothers my age making dollars so long Drive a brand new Benz wi...

So you motherfuckers thought I was gonna change my style? - So what are you saying Todd? To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit Here's another rap that I'...

I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was dead Walked in the house and got shot in the head I know you don't believe it, if you do you're wrong How can I die and ...

f/ E-40 [E-40] It be her friends nigga that's who It be your bitch friends nigga they be Nigga they be all up in your mix nigga I don't even, ay nigga she don...

[Too $hort] Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this money, that's what we do It ain't easy but I'm tellin you, it ain't hard either All you gotta do is keep ...

featuring Rappin 4-Tay Too Short: Say hoe yeah you Can I ask you a question You like to fuck? Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that Will you like to ma...

-Yeah, you know -We in the house -This the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll -Ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a motherfuc...

-Yeah, you know -We in the house -This the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll -Ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a motherfuc...

[Too $hort] Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game (3X) But what if you ain't no player? Everybody talkin bout they gettin hated All these lies is bout wh...

8BSpace, Age-in baby TSRight right right right 8BOne time TSBeyotch 8BYeah, you know how they like it baby, nigga you can't retire From nineteen-eighty, throug...

These are the tales the freaky tales The tales that I tell so well I met this girl her name was Joan She loved the way I rocked the microphone When I met Joa...

[$hort] From the day we met up until we met right now If I wanted that girl I always knew how To fight her get her and tear her apart Getting everything I want...

[$hort] From the day we met up until we met right now If I wanted that girl I always knew how To fight her get her and tear her apart Getting everything I want...

[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun [woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah [woman] Only fuck with these silly...

f/ Erick Sermon [Erick Sermon] Where my money at ho Where my money at yo Get my money 'fore I whip Forget your big fat ass We going off baby We don't mess aro...

Chorus: Aint no bitches like the ones I got All top notches gotta stay on top Party all night and we make a lot Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop bitch Aint ...

How many rhymes does it take to reach from here to New York [$hort] From here to New York Everybody's talking about sir Too $hort And its all night good cuz s...

Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin I know it's my car bitch, you ain't trippin It's your favorite color, on a lovely day You let me reach right over, and...

(feat Mistah FAB, Ms Hollywood, Ginger) [Chorus - X2] (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too Nigga FUCK YOU ...

The mother fucking funk seesion is about to begin Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around The funk session is about to begin When I say funk session, i ...

Intro *guy toking and coughing up* [$hort] Freddy B! [Fred B] Wuz up $hort? [$hort] Ai, y'know they been waitin on this ol' school game Let's bring that game b...

[CHORUS 1] I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch...

f/ Bad-N-Fluenz What happened to that other rapper y'all used to fuck with? Man, we ain't fucking with that fake motherfucker MC Uh, Whatever that motherfucke...

[Verse One] I think you got it baby, you so erotic baby That freaky shit you doin, don't stop it baby I like your style girl, you kinda wild girl When you hit ...

[Too $hort] I'm tryin' to do a show, I don't even know Most of these niggaz, I came with some hoes Hell nah they don't know me, askin' is he with us Back in th...

f/ Greedy Mac (+ Roger Troutman, Jr) [Too $hort] It's payday! [$ + Roger] Get, that, cheese! [Roger Jr] {*vocoder sounds* We gotta [$ + Roger] Get, that, chees...

That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the house It's gettin close to the end y'all But we gonna kick it like this on the last album Verse One: Too $ho...

Girl, Girl, Girl That's your life Girl Smoking that glass pipe I come from the city of dope It couldn't be saved by John the Pope Coz the base head lyric sees ...

MC Breed: - Hell yeah - We got Ant Banks in the house, Peewee in the house, Goldie in the house - And we damn sure got Short Dawg in the house - And I am the f...

featuring Jay Z Jermaine Dupri Chorus: Jermaine Dupri We talk shit cause we are the shit Never looked back since we started it When ya'll want heat we provi...

Chorus: Gotta get some lovin' (repeated) Too $hort: Gotta get me some pussy Biotch What's really goin' on? Yeah, $hort Dog's in the house Funky Fresh, Biotch I ...

Sunshine, convertable tops You call 'em rags, we call 'em drops You ride black walls, we ride Vogues You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes You say I'm fake, I say ...

featuring D'Wayne Wiggins Chorus: D' Wayne Wiggins How does it feel when ya livin like that and ya pockets are fat? Cuz you're a playa and you're pimpin hoes ...

featuring D'Wayne Wiggins Chorus: D' Wayne Wiggins How does it feel when ya livin like that and ya pockets are fat? Cuz you're a playa and you're pimpin hoes...

Nasty bee-yatch Let's go niggaz don't know what to deal a hoe You just a tramp hoe No I don't like calamari and no I don't eat caviar But you might catch me ex...

Damn Can't believe these hoes out here, givin' away the pussy for the low-low Shit, bitches fuckin' everythang, everybody, everyday Damn girl, better get you so...

You see some people like to play the dating game Meet a new freak and ask "whats your name? " Wine and dine and waste all that time Spending money on a hoe caus...

[ intro ] Yeah, you know, its like, ehm - I rap I got two platinum albums I do a lotta concerts all over the place I seen the groupies They do whatever you say...

Chorus: D' Wayne Wiggins How does it feel when ya livin like that, and ya pockets are fat? Cuz you're a playa, and you're pimpin hoes So tell me how does it fee...

I've been a dog ever since I was young I saw The Mack and got all so sprung I couldn't help it, I had to be just like that With a stable of hoes and my pockets ...

I was told not long ago Too $hort don't stop that rap!' Now everytime I grab the mic I rock you just like that 8 years ago when I started to rap I use to sell t...

f/ Slink Capone Yo Was on your mind? Can't stop thinkin about that tramp All day, dreamin about havin sex with da bieatchhhhh Quit cho girlfriend for a slut I ...

(feat Dolla Will) [Too $hort] I hope you wanna do the same thing I wanna do Do you want me the same way I want you? I like you so much baby but I won't touch ...

I love (I love) I love it (I love it baby) Love this (I love it, love it) Love, ooooohh! Love this (I love it girl) Love (Oh you really want it girl?) Love (I l...

I luv, I luv, I luv it, I luv it, baby Luv this, I luv it, luv it, luv, ooh Luv this, I luv it, girl Luv, oh, you really want it, girl? Luv, I luv this shit, lu...

Hook: Girl I must confess, your love is the best, Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl I must confess, cause your love is the best, All we wanna d...

In these times, of hate and pain We need a remedy, to take us from the reign Jealousy, a little greed Ive been thinking, of what I need I need a freak, to hold...

You think oakland california is a city of punks It only takes a second, to pop the trunk And just like that you know its real Youre in the right damn town to ge...

(feat E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah FAB) [Chorus: Too $hort] I want yo' girl, she's so damn fine She's sexier and looks way better than mine I want yo' girl, she w...

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen I ain' with no marriage an...

(Verse 1): You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-K I tell it like it is and that's the only way I'm the M the A the C the K I write my rhymes everyday ...

[Quint Black] Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars Sixteen stars, rappin over sixteen bars You ain't never seen big rocks before Sabotage the show make 'em change the flo...

It's on Where they at, where they at, where they at I sold tapes every day me and Freddy Been famous since 1983 Give me ten dollars, and you straight get bless...

Standin on the corner, in a white Godfather hat He drives a long black gangsta Cadillac He can steal broads nine man, three or fo' minutes It's not how long you...

[Too Short] Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a question Where is yo ass? Babby, what happened? A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty bitch...

Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin' 1983, Too $h...

(feat Tanu) [Too $hort] You want me to say I do? I L-O-V-E Y-O-U You love me don't you, now it's true The opposite, that's how I do Relationships, they come a...

Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone Bitch And it don't stop To the beat, baby Oakland, California is in the house Bitch [ VERSE 1 ] I tell you, nobody doe...

featuring George Clinton George Clinton: (chorus) And it's a cold cold cold cold day for a player dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah dit dit d...

[Puffy] Yo Short man I was with this chick last night She was like, hey Diddy, ummm Diddy Why you so motherfuckin' fly I had to tell her bitch I'm just about t...

Yo, Short man I was with this chick the other night She was like hey Diddy, umm, Diddy Why you so motherfuckin' fly? I had to tell her bitch, I'm just about tha...