• Clow-Will
  • Clowns
    When I was a kid my dad had pictures of these clowns He hung them on my wall and wouldn't let me take them down I didn't understand then and I still can't figur...
  • Crush Story
    You can power a city with this I am useless, I am a mess I am the smallest giant ever I am the smallest giant ever Don't know how long it's gonna last Everythi...
  • Donna Everywhere
    I met her at the movies, she was there on her own A bargain matinee Theater deserted, she sat right next to me Can't remember what played that day She leans, re...
  • Goodbye Ohio
    there's no one famous from my hometown unless you count one astronaut who's never been to space and probably never will but he's our hero still must be tough on...
  • Gramatan
    gramatan you stupid indian you thought you had the best of us no man owns the land now these houses cost five hundred k we wouldn't sell you one anyway gramatan...
  • Grataman
    Gramatan, by Too Much Joy gramatan you stupid indian you thought you had the best of us no man owns the land now these houses cost five hundred k we wouldn't s...
  • King of Beers
    gonna feel like hell tomorrow so i won't go to sleep tonight na na na na na na sorrow everything's gonna be all right i am invincible i have no fear i am benev...
  • Long Haired Guys from England
    all the girls in the music biz have credit cards they subscribe to ms but they only want to fuck long haired guys from england there's this girl at my record c...
  • My Past Lives
    I was Genghis Kahn I was Aristophenes I was a guy named Urgh in 50,000 BC I was Rasputin and all the chicks he had I was Catherine the Great I was my mom and da...
  • Nothing On My Mind
    It's not important This stuff that I'm afraid of I've got a bugle someplace Let's get a parade up We're near the water I know a guy, a guy with a boat It doesn...
  • Pirate
    All my clothes were dirty So I threw them all away Time for some new ones anyway I'd like to rob a bank, I'd like some help I feel like I'm trapped in a book Ab...
  • Susquehanna Hat Company
    So she said fuck this town, nothing's ever going down spun herself round and round drilled herself into the ground twenty kids fell in that hole I was twenty-on...
  • Thanksgiving in Reno
    At the $599 buffet In reno on thanksgiving day nobody seemed to care why anyone else was there me and my buddy jay watched bad cover bands play got little drin...
  • That's A Lie
    People Talk by Talking I'm tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well You're the largest liar that was ever created Y...
  • That's A Lie (Remix)
    Too Much Joy "That's A Lie" People Talk by Talking I'm tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well You're the largest ...
  • Theme Song
    meet our band of merry men shake the hand of every one we'll eat your food and steal your wife buy us beers we're friends for life we only shoot when shot at w...
  • William Holden Caulfield
    he called me william holden caulfield it was no compliment what's wrong with william holden caulfield all that stuff that bummed me out ten years ago still bugs...