Bitch ain't nothing but a word Too Short Feat Icecube Too Short: Now take my bitch She won't complain about shit cus she's my ho She don't belong to a trick ...

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother fucking shit God damn asshole Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch My ...

Why why she hoein man? Why's she hoein, you ain't knowin? Oh you know why Why is she prostitutin her body BEITCH! [Chorus: Too $hort] Analyze the game and te...

Who is your daddy? I am son now stop your fun hun it's my time to do the crim PaPaPa five shots at a time in your face so you will feel how it taste Im getting ...

Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin' Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school Too $hort baby, I'm so ...

I go on and on, can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers, rap 225,000 hours Get a calculator do the math, made a thousand songs that made ya...

[KIM:] Hello? [SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup [KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me [SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you [KIM:]...

Inside beotch Yeah you know about that, real players The real ones [Verse One] I burn rubber on you quick as hell You need some toilet paper, don't shit on yo...

[Singin'] This hit aint no joke, Oh no Dont ya know, Dont ya know Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke Dont ya know, Swee...

Man, I need to get me one of those Long hair half braids, california girls California girls (I can't forget about the) Middwest ladies, down south East coast A...

She's a BEITCH! Say what, bitch? Don't get it twisted Sup with that little crazy man - it is what it is Yeah, yeah - tryin to get with that mayne [Too $hort]...

Intro: Yeah that's right baby You rolling to the sounds of too $hort Album #11 (just can't stay away) You knew I couldn't stay away (can't stay away) Dedicated...

[8b] space, age-in baby [ts] right right right right [8b] one time [ts] beyotch! [8b] yeah, you know how they like it baby, nigga you can't retire! Verse one: ...

[Too Short] You know we ridin', yeah we ridin' I got my nigga MC Breed in the house Big Baller, what you ridin' boy, what you ridin' [Hook] I got some candy ...

[Too $hort] Why Why I'm a junkie, lookin through my book I can't be cured, I know I'm hooked I gotta get out the house, I'm so hard Chasin that cat all over t...

Intro: Cause these are the tales, the Freaky Tales These are the Tales that I cherrish so well You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell Cause Short Dog'...

[ VERSE 1 ] Now I come from the Oakland town Task force roll and rock, cold cracked down Young brothers my age making dollars so long Drive a brand new Benz wi...

INTRO (Bitch!) Bitches keep comin up $hort Fuckin with Too $hort,Too $hort (Bitch!) Too $hort,Too $hort REPEAT Now fuck around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT st...

Too short: nigga what,nigga what,nigga what East side boyz: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Us niggas from the south be representing shit And trying to keep these play...

[E-40] It be her friends nigga that's who It be your bitch friends nigga they be Nigga they be all up in your mix nigga I don't even, ay nigga she don't love y...

[Lady humming] Why you wanna treat me [Lady humming] [Too $hort:] I was raised to cope with life Make my own choices and hope I'm right It's uphill all the wa...

[$hort] I'm the young emcee that don't rap too long Everytime I spit a rap is a brand new song Always coming that fresh is so cold You wouldn't have time to lo...

[Too $hort] Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this money, that's what we do It ain't easy but I'm tellin you, it ain't hard either All you gotta do is keep...

Too short: Say hoe Yeah you Can I ask you a question You like to fuck? Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that Will you like to make love? I saw you wa...

Say, hoeyeah! you Can I ask you a question? Can you get in where you fit in, bitch? Get mad if you want, I won't front Cause I got a new tape and it's full of ...

-yeah, you know -we in the house -this the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll -ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a motherfuc...

[too $hort] Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game (3x) But what if you ain't no player? Everybody talkin bout they gettin hated All these lies is bout wh...

Don't stop, don't stop that rap Too Short, and I don't stop rappin' Just don't stop Too Short, I don't stop rappin' Don't stop that rap Well I'm Sir Too Short...

[$hort] From the day we met up until we met right now If I wanted that girl I always knew how To fight her get her and tear her apart Getting everything I want...

[$hort] Short there baby what's that axe I never saw a girl that could finish that I said you look so high and your hair so long When I see you baby I'm gonna ...

[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun [woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah [woman] Only fuck with these silly...

featuring Rappin 4-Tay Too Short: Say hoe yeah you Can I ask you a question You like to fuck? Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that Will you like to ...

[Erick Sermon] Where my money at ho Where my money at yo Get my money 'fore I whip Forget your big fat ass We going off baby We don't mess around cuz I'm nauti...

How many rhymes does it take to reach from here to New York [$hort] From here to New York Everybody's talking about sir Too $hort And its all night good cuz s...

[CHORUS 1:] I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitc...

[Verse One] I think you got it baby, you so erotic baby That freaky shit you doin, don't stop it baby I like your style girl, you kinda wild girl When you hit ...

[Too $hort] It's payday! [$ + Roger] Get, that, cheese! [Roger Jr] {*vocoder sounds* We gotta [$ + Roger] Get, that, cheese! [Roger Jr] {*vocoder sounds* We got...

That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the house It's gettin close to the end y'all But we gonna kick it like this on the last album Verse One: Too $h...

Hell, yeah We got Ant Banks in the house, Peewee in the house Goldie in the house And we damn sure got Short Dawg in the house And I am the forever lastin' bree...

Chorus: Gotta get some lovin' (repeated) Too $hort: Gotta get me some pussy Biotch What's really goin' on? Yeah, $hort dog's in the house Funky fresh, biotch ...

"Something like this" "Pimpin ain't pimpin ain't dead" - repeat 2X {*background scratch: "Hard on a bitch"*} [Too $hort] I'm so hard on a bitch nigga I mean i...

Chorus: Jermaine Dupri We talk shit, cause we are the shit Never looked back since we started it When ya'll want heat we provide it, ride it 'Til the wheels fa...

I've been a dog ever since I was young I saw the mack and got all so sprung I couldn't help it, I had to be just like that With a stable of hoes and my pockets ...

I was told not long ago Too $hort don't stop that rap!' Now everytime I grab the mic I rock you just like that 8 years ago when I started to rap I use to sell t...

Don't stop Don't stop that rap Too short And I don't stop rappin' Just don't stop Too short I don't stop rappin' Don't stop that rap Well I'm sir too short The...

I love (I love) I love it (I love it baby) Love this (I love it, love it) Love, ooooohh! Love this (I love it girl) Love (Oh you really want it girl?) Love (I l...

[Too $hort] I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe) I'm the only pimp you know (that pimp you know) Make that money when you go (make that money hoe) I just wanna ...

You think Oakland California is a city of punks It only takes a second, to pop the trunk And just like that you know it's real You're in the right damn town to ...

[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass] [i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass] You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen, I ain' with no marriag...

{*sample in background: "Sir Too $hort"*} [Too $hort] Ay bitch! My ho got the money for me I told her meet me at the spot, cause I wanted to see How much she...

[The Game] Uhh Hey yo $hort, they ain't ready for this one nigga Yeah Whatever you want I got it, ammos, cars and chips Yards of sniff, flood the boulevard wi...

Standin on the corner, in a white godfather hat He drives a long black gangsta cadillac He can steal broads nine man, three or fo? minutes It?s not how long you...

[Too Short] Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a question Where is yo ass? Babby, what happened? A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty bitch...

Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone Bitch And it don't stop To the beat, baby Oakland, california is in the house Bitch [ verse 1 ] I tell you, nobody...

George clinton: (chorus) And it's a cold cold cold cold day For a player Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit ...

[puffy] Yo short man I was with this chick last night She was like, hey diddy, ummm diddy Why you so motherfuckin' fly I had to tell her bitch I'm just about t...

"man, this bitch blowing my beeper up" [too $hort] Ready to put a hole up in one of these bitches, man Sup? guess you wondered where I was at When you beeped ...

Too short: I love things about you (it's alright) you got it going on I'm not in love and this is not a love song, but you've been down for so long You should n...

It's time to go It's time to go It's time to go It's time to go The lights are on, the club is closed You don't wanna leave 'cause you love the hoes Somethin' ...

[too $hort] It's your life, don't be stupid dope {p-funk sample} Cause when you waste it It's your life, don't don't be stupid dope {p-funk sample} Cause when ...

I woke up one day in Vacaville Round the corner from the pen Fat house on the hill All the homies in the pen straight locked down But I gotta get dressed and hi...

Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep bouncin' Keep, keep bouncin' Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep bouncin' Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep bouncin' My nigga, Short Dawg in t...

Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit, beitch! [Too $hort] Man look at her, baby look good The way she dancin, maybe I should Step up to her, and ...

[Hook] (Too Short) I, I only see em' on the late night creep And I, fuck her good and never fall asleep Cause I, I'm just a big ol' pimp I run, so deep And its ...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans Back then I knew ya couldn't stop this rap No MC could rock like that Then the new st...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my east side fans back then I knew you couldn't stop this rap No MC could rock that Then the new style ...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans Back then I knew ya couldn't stop this rap No MC could rock like that Then the new s...

Tell a nigga telephone, telegram; two-way that motherfucker Somebody let him know tell that nigga His bitch is out of pocket It was me and yo' broad, ridin in ...

[Chorus 2x: Jazze Pha] We, roll dubs Ball, in clubs Dimes, no scrubs If you're lookin for a baller, baller [Break: Jazze Phe] From the yay, from the yay Popp...

I love to see you dance, do it your way Shake that ass, you know it's okay I just wanna know if you'll strip Make a real playa wanna give you a tip You move so...

Yeah yeah Real playas up in here now Represent Y'all talkin bout all that shit about sucka's licking on ya All day and back up your crack You're talking to a re...

Yeah, yeah Real playas up in here now Represent Y'all talkin all that shit bout Suckas lickin on ya All day, ya back up ya crack You talkin to a real playa now,...

I touch down in Atlanta with the dangerous crew Grab the microphone, spit this game at you It never ends, I just keep goin' Pimps keep pimpin', Hoez keep ho-in'...

Chorus: Aint no bitches like the ones I got All top notches gotta stay on top Party all night and we make a lot Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch Aint ...

Yeah, one time I had this bitch, man Just this conversation to me talkin' about her suckin' my dick Just made her cum all over herself Take off your clothes, ba...

(3x)oakland,california oakland california is the city of snakes pimps,pussy's,players and fakes loud mouth bitches who talk too much dick teasin bitches who ne...

[Verse One] What you rhyme mayne? You always spend G's How much cash you got that you can lend me? Think I'll pay you back, think you flossin hard When you rid...

[Too $hort] Old school I'm from the old school Old school I'm from the old school I came in the door as the story goes Looked around the room all I seen was h...

Yo kid won't you bust your little freestyle yo? Say what? You want me to bust a freestyle? *chuckling* I don't even know how to do freestyles main You know I ge...

(Too $hort) I chose to live this life (Devin the Dude) I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes 'til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they nigga...

[Talking:] It's almost ova ho She ain't no ho Check out somethin' on my computer real quick P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com [Too $hort:] It's 2004 Ain't no body go...

Beotch, somebody say beotch, say beotch Lemme hear you say beotch, say beotch Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Your daddy said, "Come back, baby, find you...

Ladies and gentlemen You're now tuned in To Mr Sho 'Nuff himself, Phizzle, Phizzle Short Dog, big pimpin', daddy Lil' boys keep to the side while we move the ci...

Aight, biiiiitch! Funky motherfucking fresh Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play Ca...

[repeat 3X] Gotta be a player for life, gotta be a player for life (That's right) Gotta be a player for life, I gotta be a player for life [Too $hort] Smob ...

[Lil' Jon] Yea, yea, e-YEAHHHH! O-kayyyyyy - what, what? Wha', what, what? Lil' Jon and the motherfuckin Eastside Boyz! (Yeahhhh) Short Dawg! (YeahHHH) Once a...

Ice-T Intro: Well alright Spice 1 in the hiddouse (and Short Dawgs in the house bitch) WIth the LA Players (soldiers to the game you know?) Yeah (Peep game fool...

One two one, two, three, four [Too $hort] First we got the crack Then we got the gats Then they changed all the laws It was a set up Lockin all the young homi...

Shake it, baby Shake it, baby Do that sexy dance, girl Move them pants around the world Do it like that, girl C'mon, shake it like a black girl Yeah, like tha...

(lil jon) Put a hump in ya back and shake ya rump (HEY!) (4x) Lets go! (everyone) (2x) Bounce dat ass if u down for da dough Shake that shit till u cant n...

Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz) Lyrics Artist(Band):Too Short Review The Song (0) Print the Lyrics Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil'...

I know she know i aint shit But i like the way she suck my dick I know she know Im a dogg But i like the way she Licks my balls Man can she suck a dick or what...

{*women's voices moaning in ecstasy like porno videos* [Too $hort] Are you in heaven, or is it real life Cause ain't nobody ever made you feel like you can't ...

"moving up!" "east oakland, yeah that's right" (repeat 4x) Oakland, california, west coast life You either play the game or you smoke the pipe I became a rappe...

Chucks to gators, great to greater quit the bullshit to make the paper who said a gangster can't be a banker ya gotta make ya money in large amounts shut ya m...

Hey, ladies and gentlemen, Phinzzle Too Shizzle, Phinzzle Sophisticated, educated That's what I get from you That's what I see in you You spoke the latest, fly...

Intro: Still strugglin, still hustlin, tryin to get my money on Fresh outta retirement, you know I ain't tryin to fall off, Too $hort records, we ain't tryin t...

Well, strip down to your ass, hoe More excitin' than the last hoe Just pop that pussy and shake that ass Pop that pussy and shake that ass Strip down to your a...

Yeah short dawg in the house Survivin the game man, it ain't easy when You out here for uh ten years hanging with the cut-throats Back stabbers, playa haters y'...

[Too $hort] That's all I do is talk shit, no doubt Yeah I got my nigga B-Legit in the house Bad Ass Anthony Banks, doin "Big Thangs" $hort Dog, always represent...