When you're staying in St Peter's, in a room that has no heaters, You could think about your life and get upset You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do ca...

Some people like to get a train to work, Or drive in a Beamer or a Merc Some guys like to travel by bus, But I can't be bothered with the fuss today, I'm gonna ...

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag, You go fiv...

I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashe...

Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, ...