I feel so unsure, As I cut you up, I wonder what's that nerve for What does this bit do? I get so confused I'm very sorry Mr Smith, I've got some dreadful news...

Some people might like to get a train to work, or drive in in a beamer or a merc Some guys like to travel in by bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss today,...

When you're staying in St Peter's, in a room that has no heaters, You could think about your life and get upset You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do ca...

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag, You go fiv...

Here's my long case Behind the curtain It's Mr Burton He's 64 He has chest pain, Crushing in nature It radiates to His arm and jaw This pains been getting wor...

This is a national service announcement for all men If you go to Bolton If you go to Manchester Or crewe Newcastle, or Scarborough York, or Scunthorp, Bradford,...

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled a...

Hello, Thankyou for listening, My name is Adam Kay (and my name is Suman Biswas) This Album is sponcered by smaxo glith klein, who have asked us to say a few wo...

I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashe...

A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise They turned on the cartoon network And couldn't believe their eyes The animals on the cartoons Have left t...

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Proge...

Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, ...