Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh huh Princeton: Well...

Rod: It sure can get lonely at night Nicky, you awake? Nicky: Uh Is that a unicorn? Rod: Uh He's talking in his sleep again Nicky: No I'll wear the purple sh...

PRINCETON: Why does everything have to be so hard? GARY COLEMAN: Maybe you'll never find your purpose CHRISTMAS EVE: Lots of people don't PRINCETON: But then...

KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college Life was so simple back then NICKY: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! PR...

Brian: I'm not wearing underwear today, No im not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still none the less i gotta say Tha...

ROD Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s" No roommate to bother me How could it get any better than this? NICKY Oh,hi...

Kate Monster: Princeton He likes me I think he likes me Does does he 'like me' like me, Like I like him? Will we be friends, Or something more? I think he's in...

ROD Ohhhh I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in C...

Princeton: Purpose It's that little flame That lights a fire Under your ass Ha! Purpose It keeps you going strong Like a car with a full Tank of gas Everyone e...

Gary: Right now you are down and out And feelin' really crappy Nikki: I'll say Gary: And when I see how sad you are, It sorta makes me happy Nikki: Happy? G...

Christmas Eve: How much do we get? Princeton: Boy, it's not very much at all, is it? Brian: Never say never, Princeton, there's still One more person we have ...

LUCY I can make you feel special When it sucks to be you Let me make you feel special For an hour or two Your life's a routine that repeats each day No one car...

Kate: Oh Nicky, Nicky, bad news Nicky: What's the matter Kate? Kate: I can't go with you to the Phish concert at the Aquarium Nicky: Oh no, I was looking for...

THE COMPANY The sun is shining, It's a lovely day, a perfect morning for a kid to play, but you've got lots of bills to pay -- what can you do? You work real h...

KATE The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For porn KATE I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait TREKKIE For porn KATE Huh? There's alw...

Nicky: Help the homeless! Help the homeless! Ooh! Hey Princeton! Give me a quarter! Here in my hat! Come on, Princeton! It's as easy as that! Helping others bri...

KATE Why can't people get along and love each other Christmas Eve? CHRISTMAS Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving? Sometimes ruv - right where you hating...

Kate Monster: The Monsterssori SchoolI don't even know where to start! Christmas Eve: Do you know who get idea and collect All the money and buy building for y...

KATE MONSTER There's a fine, fine line between a lover, and a friend There's a fine, fine line between reality, and pretend; And you never know 'til you reach t...

Brian: Princeton! Princeton: Yeah Brian: Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks What's up with that? Princeton: I went to work for a temp agency, and ...

[Princeton] What do you do with a BA in English? What is my life going to be? 4 years of college, And plenty of knowledge, Have earned me this useless degree! ...

Bad Idea Bear #1: Take her home! Bad Idea Bear #2: She's wasted! Bad Idea Bears: Yaaay! Kate Monster: My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there! That's the...