Verse 1 The night is so dark I want you with me to have and to hold When you walk through my door tonight I want to know Will I see you in the morning light ...

Another phone call, you've got nothing to do The world doesn't do enough to entertain you You're sick of Game Boy and the chatroom's dead You're so damned bored...

He's got a face like an alligator A body like a refrigerator And a butt that looks like a big bowl of mashed potato He's always soakin' in sweat from his head d...

Every day I go out, do what I gotta do, Takin' care of business, though I'm so sad and blue Happy couples pass me on the street every day When I see them comin'...