1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7 6 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9 9 was minding his business Talking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothes Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows 1, 2, ...

A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I some...

Stop with your messin around You'd better think of your future It's time you straighten right out Creating problems in town Ru-deee A message to you, ru-deee A...

Stop with your messin around You'd better think of your future It's time you straighten right out Creating problems in town Ru-deee A message to you, Ru-deee A...

There's a word for that But I don't seem to know it Sometimes I grow a mustache Just so I don't have to show it The word for that That someone somewhere chose ...

Ever since we said our goodbyes The onion rings, the phone makes me cry Something isn't right Like the Deep Blue without the Great White In the morning open yo...

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself O Alcohol, I still drink to your health I love yo...

Ow, hi, do you have a cold? Uh, no man, I just suffer from Allergies, allergies Allergies, allergies Allergic to cats, allergic to bees Allergic to dust, alle...

You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the cust...

How, in every visable way you shine, as if the stars in your wake align, almost imposable to malign But just below where you shine, you burn, although I know it...

How, in every visible way, you shine As if the stars in your wake align Almost impossible to malign But just below where you shine, you burn Although I know it...

Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, Laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go, Go on without me? Am I the only one who loves when you ...

That's the problem, dear, with angry people They try to go it alone Digging in and making cranky feeble pleas That other angries disown Angry people think a goo...

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But ...

I had time to kill One day in Alaska I walked around until I found the arts & crafts shop I bought you a card I don't know where to send it I wrote it from the ...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of Auld Lang Syne For Auld Lang Syne, my dear, For A...

With Rita McNeil I really can't stay But baby it's cold outside I've got to go 'way But baby it's cold outside This evening has been Been hoping that you'd dro...

You left Billy with the kid And all the selfless things you did with Billy You left your home town in the spring And turned your back on everything You thought ...

I woke up yesterday morning Fell down two flights of stairs Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep Nine-one-one ambulance help me But I ...

I'm having a bad day There's nothing you can do or say To help me through this bad day I think I'll just stay in my room They didn't need to say That they didn...

It was an upset in two minutes flat We were back on the freeway, foot to the mat I can't understand it; we had it down pat It's very upsetting, could we leave i...

The background for approximately the 1st verse of the song is: Bayou, Bayou, etc Y'know, I tried to call you, but I don't got your number I wanna love you but ...

If there's someone you can live without, then do so And if there's someone you can just shove out, then do so Chorus: You can be my Yoko Ono You can follow me ...

What if you were not just for show? What if you were not good to go? What if you were simply not so Beautiful What if you were not thin and tall? What if you w...

Here we are again and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked and I'll probably see you na...

Under a canoe, sheltered from the hail, She lived six miles down the Portage Trail I met her mom I met her pop They looked at me and licked their chops She's ...

I never thought that you would love me the way that you do I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do You say you want to know everything about...

The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side J...

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane, b...

I'm a kid in a candy store I'm a bull in a china shop I'm a tired old metaphor For everything you can't afford And everything you can't afford to be I'm a publ...

I've been burned, and with both feet on the ground I've learned that it's painful coming down No use running away, and there's no time left to stay Now I'm fin...

I think it's getting to the point Where I can be myself again I think it's getting to the point Where we have almost made amends I think it's the getting to the...

I think it's getting to the point where I can be myself again I think it's getting to the point where we have almost made amends I think it's the getting to the...

You and I were meant to be Even though you don't know me I don't even know your name And do you think that you know mine? You were lonely, I was bored I may be ...

I wake up in the morning, I got to sleep at night But a day without snack time that just isn't right Oh snack time, oh snack time How I love the vision of peop...

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats Ed, do you see this black band 'round my neck? (oohh yeah...

Hark how the bells, Sweet silver bells, All seem to say, Throw cares away Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer, To young and old, Meek and the bold, Ding don...

Don't call me a zero I'm gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I'll be incorporated And I'll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn't bother me...

Turkey's done, reviews are mixed When's Mom gonna get that hearing aid fixed Hold still, wait for the click You're in this year's Christmas pics Brother, we do...

Now that all the snow has fallen It's crunching in below my feet And all the Christmas lights are shining On houses up and down my street And I can see the happ...

Ahhhh Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you Why do stars fall down from the sky Every time you walk ...

Comes a time, when you're driftin' Comes a time, when you settle down Comes a light feelins liftin' Pick that baby right up off the ground Woah, this whole wor...

You walked into the room And the whole place stopped to notice Standing next to you, I feel hopeless and you know this I've never been ashamed of my attraction ...

I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on the jungle gym I am more than content with the state of mind I am in 'cause I am crazy just like you I am...

Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Thank you, it's a, it's an alphabet song I'm working on Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old ...

If I climb a tree just to see what I see Does that make me curious? If I make a point of just cruising a joint Would that make me curious? And if it's profound...

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Youn...

It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy T...

Some people are just all show Well, I don't mind that if the show is worth watching But it's all bark and no tree What's more ironic than a hippie in Versace? I...

There's a blueberry pancake flying in the sky I can see it, I can see it And there's a castle in the cloud and it's floating on by Can you see it? Can you see i...

What's a boy to do When you tell your tale And, it never fails I just end up feeling bad for you With your hang-dog eyes You can bring me down Now I'm wrapped ...

Ed's Uncle Elwyn Ed's Uncle Elwyn Oh, Ed's Uncle Elwyn My Uncle Elwyn is tall My Uncle Elwyn is small My Elwyn plays mean basketball He's about 45, maybe 55, 60...

I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle gym I am more than contentwith the state of mind I m in 'cause I am crazy just like you I am cra...

(feat Michael Buble) I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly" But it's folly when you volley for position Never in existence has there ...

Chorus Enid we never really knew each other anyway Enid we never really knew each other anyway It took me a year to believe it was over, and it took me two mor...

Eraser, eraser, eraser I draw it with a pencil because it's just a stencil And if I do retry it, well then I can't deny it I'm gonna need my little eraser Era...

On the path of life, I wish you well Divergent journeys, but we will meet again in Hell I kept my head down and moved on Til every friend I'd known was gone Th...

Learn to lose, it's easier that way We've paid our dues, but we can't make life pay All across the world, people going mad in their mother's cars, the kids are ...

I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby I'm so fly, that's probably why it Feel...

Yo, go with the flow my rhymes they grow just like an afro You wanna go? You don't have no funny lookin' girls hangin' off your arm Well I grew up on a farm Rea...

Get tough now Come away for the s The s one w Brothers and sisters Come away for the s The s one w On time cause he busta rhymes a hard rhymer On time cause he ...

Food party, food party Food party, food party Food party, food party Food party, food party party tonight yeah! Hey, great party! Oh yeah, everybody's here! Oh...

Looking down, no one would know I wasn't walking hand in hand beside you For your footprints lead the way To a hearth where hearts we made surround you You're a...

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through ...

She walks through the corn leading down to the river And her hair shone like gold in the hot morning sun She took all the love that a poor boy could give her An...

We sent in the army They sounded alarms We saw it coming from a mile away We kept it off radar ‘Cause we had to say our Intentions were to save the day Why did...

Gangster girl, your love has got my guns firin' In the line up you're the one I'm admirin' Listen, can you hear the sirens? [Here comes the sirens] Well, none ...

Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to be my girlfriend's best friend I'm tryin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castanets with my knees I try to be cool an...

Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone Instead of whining and moaning Just get on the phone, tell her you're coming home If you need, you should be there ...

God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray...

Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos (continue throughout) We love andrew govatsos Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos We love andrew govatsos Well andrew go...

i found my locker and i found my classes lost my lunch and i broke my glasses that guy is huge! that girl is wailin'! first day of school and i'm already failin...

You and I have been through this before I owe you my whole life, nothing more I never said that I liked you the most You're my father, I'm your son, who's the H...

Green christmas by barenaked ladies The streets are filled with christmas cheer At least it's only once a year Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows And carol...

When the crypt doors creak And the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a singing wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim grinning ghosts come ...

Drunk on wine, I'm amazing Bitter Pill; it's my raising News at five and at midnight Caught on tape; serves me right The crowd around me starts to grow I can f...

How lucky are we that we Have lights so that we can see All though the day is done What a miracle that a spark Lifts these candles out of the dark Every evening...

Oh Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah Come light the menorah Let's have a party We'll all dance the hora Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat Sevivon to play with...

Oh Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah Come light the menorah Let's have a party We'll all dance the hora Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat Sevivon to play with...

CHORUS: Have you seen my love? Have you seen my love? Have you seen my little girl? Oh, have you seen my love? All that I want is to be your friend, Cause you'...

I woke up this morning and I felt sick There's something inside me I felt it kick Something's gone wrong Something's gone wrong I got a bad headache I got the s...

This is where the helicopters came to take me away This is where the children used to play This is only half a mile away from the attack This is where my life ...

Another night at the Palace 'cause there is nothing else to do The same people, the same drinks and the same music, the same quicksand I think this harbour town...

Look up in the sky They said on the radio station They're up quite high Flying in a V formation Here come the geese Here come the geese Now they're on the law...

Suddenly Things become unsound Stumbling On the shaky ground Given arrows to shoot tornados down Shoot them down To the ground Saw a falling leaf Good luck - j...

Side of the road, I stopped and Picked up the pieces of your car You were just standing, speechless Knowing you'd never travel far That's what you do when some...

I'm gonna plant this seed, this little tiny seed And it is gonna grow into a giant tree A gigantic tree, a ginormous tree A humongous tree for all the world to ...

When you walked in, I said with a grin That we were just talking about you We all had to lie because you would cry If you knew we were laughing at you In the mo...

Friend, this shouldn't be the way things end But then, a break is just around the bend And when you tell me as I leave You're scared you'll never see my face ag...

I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better I can knit a scarf but you can't knit a sweater When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter Never go swimmin' in a mohair...

Well I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready Then, dreidel I shall play Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made it out of clay A...

Well I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready Then, dreidel I shall play Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made it out of clay A...

I know why I like you it's cause of your clothing and your haircut and 'cause you're racist I have a match; your face, My asking you questions you can't answer ...

On august first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to scott's house with a bb gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him ...

I Live With it Every Day On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-...

Chorus: I love you And you love me I love you So let's make a family tree I like soup, and I like ice ream sandwiches too I like fish sticks, but I love you Yo...

I saw three ships come sailing in, On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day; I saw three ships come sailing in, On Christmas Day in the morning And all the bells on e...

If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue I suppose, I'd start by removing all my clothes Tie my panty hose around...

If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (...

If I Had $1000000 (if I Had $1000000) I'd Buy You A House (i Would Buy You A House) If I Had $1000000 (if I Had $1000000) I'd Buy You Furniture For Your House (...