I've got the mind of a revolutionary Trapped in a couch potato's body Fishing on Sundays my only exercise I wake up every morning with no destination And I'm ba...

We go on and on and on ya we go on Ya we go on and on and on ya we go on We go on On and on Wake up and realize this is real And if you don't then you best ge...

Baby baby baby What's it gonna be Baby baby baby Is it him or is it me Don't let me waste my time Don't let me lose my mind Baby Baby baby baby Can't you stay ...

Billy went away this evening There was no letter nothing to say All he left was a goldfish in a bowl Sally could not believe the half empty house that was now j...

Universal Eyes Red Eyes White Eyes Black Eyes Oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye I'm not the best man in this world, but I know that I'll do Oh, oh, why...

Yo yo the f the fuck with the devil and the man deniro, rah Sticking niggers with that arrow Here that man skely putting it down from the bm's (who we putting d...

Scott was at home brewing his own beer and We were all amazed that he could steer with his in a sling And his heart on his sleeve Then backed the trailer up Som...

There was once a man who was all obsessed with the strangest things Like nestle quik original cdrs and afro sheen He built himself this dome Never left his home...

I had a dream last night I was a power forward Who never made it past the college level I didn't want to listen to all my friends and family Who said that I wou...

Relatively speaking Life has been good to me There's cash flow in my pocket And the girlies come regularly I don't like to shit in public Even though the smell ...

I knew this guy in jersey Fuckers name was Scott He used to listen to Cinderella And pack his beagel aisle Well that's jersey He spent two months up in county H...

She said goodbye And promised me she wouldn't cry I said something I don't remember what But she made a face like hitler Turned around and ran away It was just ...

Started with a bottle of brandy And a girl named candy Ended with her staring at me lying face down I met her at a cocktail party She was with lisa shandy The g...

Keep on waiting for it then I'm going through all the songs that zippy doesn't know I first saw her from behind Still remember how she looked picking up that ...

So we're doing a song by a band that comes from sorta this part of the country They come from uh Oh it's not part of this country at all Nevermind I thought I w...

The ball was dropped about an hour and a half ago I believe it was an eight ball Some say I'm not country That's just fine with me Cause I don't want to be cou...

I was standing by a piano When I first caught a glimpse of you Then I stared out the window And the world looked all new You knew you were above me That I wasn'...

The spit in my eyes and the blood on my shoes Still don't tell me much of what I was trying to prove I am too lazy to really get angry And you're too sugar swee...

It's been a long time since I changed my shoes I walk around all night and scream your blues You said oh baby throw those things in the trash Come on now mama I...

I was up all night What can I say I was up all night Drinking with Trey I was up all night What can I say I was up all night Drinking with Trey Well I parked t...

Did I wake you up baby Well I'm calling from New Jersey And it's five in the morning I'm so tired how are you All the urging are sleeping Well except for the r...

No matter where I roam I will return to my english rose For no bombs can ever keep me from she Sailed the seven seas I've flown the whole blue sky But I return...

Lord knows I'm a killer Lord knows I'm a killer Lord knows I'm a killer Lord knows Lord knows, lord knows Lord knows, lord knows Nine years have past since we ...

I've been living In the valley all alone these days Solitude ain't ever gonna phase me Thousands stop and stare but my life is going fine While two by two I wat...

And I saw the ambulance screaming down main street I didn't give it a thought Well it was my uncle Eugene He died on October the second 1981 And my uncle Wilbe...

Sit down young grandson come close so I don't yell Now that I'm on my deathbed there's a story I gotta tell About a beautiful young girl 19 years old For 51 win...

I ain't got a friend in the world But I got a special girl Her name is furball Her name is furball I ain't got a baseball bat Somebody took it I'm mad about th...

Get out of my house Get out of my house Six twelve four huh Get out of my house Your name ain't on the lease Get off of my couch Your time is up your out I don'...

Alright we're gonna try a brand new song out on you guys Hopefully you'll think it's ok Maybe I can't find a reason To find a place for you now I can't believe...

I wanted to be with you alone And talk about the weather But traditions I can trace against a child in your face Won't escape my attention You keep your distan...

I was driving east from reno Know that I was denver bound So I stopped off in selena Wanted to take a look around I had zachary sitting next to me in the driver...

It's five minutes to midnight So what does that mean I have no idea but Five minutes to midnight Does that mean drinks are half price That means we got three mo...

I like weed I really, really, really like weed So much that if the moment arrived I'd gladly beat your ass for one bowl Even though you're my brother I like wee...

This is my song I suppose that I made it up I say suppose even though I know it was I who made it up All I am saying is that this song ain't just about me Ain't...

I've been away so long Wonder where I went wrong I spent my last year in a cell Never gonna go away again I've been so sad and lonely Never ever gonna go away a...

Well here it goes You all listen up here now Cause this here is a tale here uh Really needs to be told Cause americans we truly believe in this Howdy folks this...

Don't take off your shirt just yet Try and leave a little to my imagination BDP is gonna play one more set Then we'll settle in to our collaboration, ya You wa...

Jenny got a new car but I don't care Jenny like to show off her long black hair Jenny got a big head it's up in the air Ooh Jenny your annoying I knew Jenny wh...

Remember me Joanna We were only 17 You took me to places most teenagers had never been We didn't need no room or bed because we had your car I asked you if you'...

VDK VDK you're MIA on football day What the fuck is there a star trek convention Uh, uh a fucking workshop, unhappy or something What the hell I'm a kid gone b...

The first time that I drugged you You were standing in front of your dad And the next time that I drugged you You were dancing so very sad Doesn't mean that I d...

Where you gonna go when you get so high You laugh about it Laughing at my shoes they're red as your eyes But we laughed about it Wandering through the bushes of...

Stay like that, Just like that Lying on the couch, Just like that that that This is the way I want to remember you Remember the way you look and not what you do...

Threw up an apple to see if it could bounce Came over to your house and I bought an ounce Thought about the millennium then I realize This could be the decade w...

Came round the corner About once or twice I don't know but it's been nice I ain't got no money I can't buy a damn thing But I'm alive Even though I'm making chi...

Ya we're movin on up, (to the east side) To the east side (east side, east side) To a deluxe apartment in the sky (east side, east side) Ya we're movin on up, (...

1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3 (thank you) 4 We got boozoo bonton dance hall Boss hog this is daisy duke, 1, 2, 3, 4 (yeah) Murderer Blood upon your shoulder Kill I today ...

Have you ever been lost Have you ever been found out Have you ever felt all alone At the end of the day Ya I'm talking about getting down Take it easy there's n...

Now all I need is a topic I'm turning off my phone Last time I was singing my phone went off and it bummed me out Well I've got a friend And he's Got a problem...

No free whiskey And there's no freedom There's no free work And there's no free ride You gotta want love to want me You gotta want love to want me Cause there's...

I knew all about your love for dancing And I knew about your rage in your past baby But I didn't know that you'd say I love you And then six months later you ru...

Aha, haha Now then hang on to them hats and glasses Cause this here is the wildest fucking ride in the wilderness My time is over I'm a dead man walking Wouldn'...

How long has the percolator How long has the percolator been on How long has the percolator How long has the percolator been on You better tell me now Or I'll g...

Did you want it, you want it, it's on the way Did you want it, you want it, it's on the way Did you want it, you want it, it's on the way Did you want it, you w...

Had a conversation about your frustration Don't want to love a local sensation Damn I'm sorry son Drove out to Vegas courtesy of Cuervo The next 24 hours went b...

Don't do it georgy We don't wanna go to war All those lies flying out of your grill I've heard them all before Oh I love my country But I've got no love for you...

I fell in love in Santa Ana The girl was just my type Then we made love in Santa Ana The shit went on all night And then she said to me Oh Joshua can't you see ...

Never thought the long beach hilton Would ever be a landmark in my life That's the place that I first kissed you And where I first saw you undress So I bought ...

Oh ya Oh ya Look at where I began Get some Ya ya uh uh uh uh Look at where I began Looking where woman sit Only want to kill you Everything is weak Everything...

Don't be down without your juice Prepare for the coming of the wintermute If you like You get fruit Prepare for the coming of the wintermute No it's creek bed ...

My mind is out of control No man could ever help me Why do I go through so much trouble In this wicked world that's empty By the time I see the sky I need to ge...

Daddy always thought he and mom would be forever But mama knew it was time to leave Daddy sat his four little boys down and told them "My love your mama don't b...

How could I be part of this foundation Were facing the evilest places Making this difficult for me when this world is racist Destroying these faces making this ...

You said you love me But then you left You broke every promise, oh yes you did You win every bet You never miss your water Till your well runs dry Tell me, tell...

It's your time to die You stopped and then you saw That mountain is too high Take my hand it's time to die I'm grazing on the deep While all you christians sl...

Universal eyes Red eyes Oh, oh why you wanna give me a black eye I put away one day this week it was just for you and me There was nothing much to fight about...

I used to be blond I used to be a terrible man I used to be a psycho I used to be (?) I used to be a (?) But I just couldn't worship me I used to be (?) 20 rer...

Right there hold on Bring sean a beer I'm been thinking about stupid things to do Like dropping acid in a septic tank Or start rumors about you The day you lef...

Baby what have I done Gone and left you all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long Think I know what my souls got to say It wo...

Demonstration of protest Are putting brother against brother Juvenile delinquents Are putting mother against child Men are building rockets To go into outer spa...

Your eyes remind me of a gaseous afternoon Where the air is as thick as your thighs And your hair reminds me of an old 70's tune Well it's long and pompous lik...